South Aurora snakeskin

Mostly used in times of desperate measure, the South Aurora snakeskin is the act of two males aligning their engorged members, then rolling a latex contraceptive device off one gentleman's shaft onto the other's, thus completing a successful "prophylactic pass-off"

Realizing he had nothing but wrappers left in his bedside table, Rich stalled any intimate relations with his current flame until he heard the moaning desist from his roommate Evan's bedroom. He quietly knocked, whipped it out, and accepted a South Aurora Snakeskin.

by Christhevandal November 16, 2011

Snakeskin Slap

The act of responsibly using a condom during sex, then, while hiding the fact that you're about to cum, pull out, rip the condom off, and simutaneously slap her in the face with the condom while re-penetrating and cumming in the lucky girls vagina.

Last night I snakeskin slapped that bitch from the bar but I think she gave me herpes.

by Lord Indrid November 11, 2009

snakeskin watch

A practical joke; you wrap your penis around your left wrist, then attempt to get someone to look at your "watch".

"Hey, what time is i...AAUUGGHH, you ASS!"

by just some random guy August 5, 2005

Snakeskin

a used condom.

after i get done fucking my girlfriend, i peel the snakeskin off my cock.

by Nucking Futz June 11, 2009

snakeskin

the dried after affects of ejaculation creating a thin film upon the chest or stomach

i had to peel off a proper snakeskin this morning

by duglasses April 11, 2005

Scalising

To Creep upon women or girls usually in a campus setting. Can include innapropriate whistling yelling, staring etc. In extreme cases it can be groping, or innapropriate touching.

those girls walked by the window and my roomate started scalising them. he yelled at them and whistled very rude and obnoxious things.

by underdog14576 October 22, 2009

Jellyfish Schleking

Gothic Amish tradition of cleansing ones soul by self flatulation by sticking ones penis into a jellyfish.

"Jacob come hither and schleck jellyfish for masturbation in penance to god"

"Jellyfish schleking is not as fun as donkey schleking father"

by Clippy.Memes June 26, 2018