salary bukake

An employee who continually goes above and beyond the call of duty. One whom prefers the company of management over his or her own co workers. One who will engage in intense brown nosing and ultimately engross themselves in abnormal sexual acts to pleasure their superiors.

There He goes again, Back at the Salary Bukake!

by MT9 February 10, 2018

schlarve

(v.)
term often used during oral sex, referring to the licking and sucking of penis or vagina.

"...ahh...yeah...schlarve my pole..."

by mona lisa portiere April 1, 2009

Salary Thief

A salary thief is someone who receives a salary from a company but has no intention of giving anything of value in return.

"He is a waster..."
"He would look for any information to have something over other people"
"A pineapple sitting in his chair would be more productive than he is"
"He is like a broken pencil..... Pointless"
"He is a salary thief...."

by say it as it is January 9, 2015

living off a Shaq salary

A high salary for a guy who get's paid for standing around.

Man#1: "That guy is just standing there in a suit and tie."

Man#2: "He sure looks important though, bet he's living off a Shaq salary."

Living examples: Bodybuilders

Models

Shaquille O'Neal

Politicians

by Teller of how it's is April 22, 2011

scalavino

Being obsessed and falling in love with someone that you just met regardless of distance.

My friend got all scalavino with a girl that lives in Delaware.

by k brooks January 15, 2009

salary

Money paid to an employee for regular work performed that is supposed to reflect the true value of the employee to the company, but more often resembles a bad joke.

My salary is laughable.

by Loxi July 21, 2009

Schlark

The most abusive word in existance to call a female.

Someone who has intercourse with anything and/or anyone for fun.

A combination of the following: Slut, cunt, hoe, whore, lesbian, skeezer, skank.

That girl is a complete schlark.

She schlarks herself out to everyone.

by B. Fic July 9, 2005