Swagnostic

When a person thinks that the use of the word swagger is completely stupid and will not conform with popular trends

If you say swagger one more time I will kill you. I'm swagnostic I guess.

by Smiley@34 December 2, 2010

Shagnostic

When you're not sure whether to have sex with someone

I quite fancy that trixie bird, but I've heard she's got the clap, I want to shag her but I'm a bit frightened, I'm shagnostic

by Nigeatron June 8, 2020

Slagnostic

Someone who isn't sure if there is a god, and happens to have sex with a lot of people.

Girl #1: I don't know, there could be a god, but I'd rather forget about it and just fuck everyone.

Girl #2: You are such a slagnostic!

by mkmetalhead August 22, 2012

Scanstic

Someone who is a spastic at scanning at a self serve checkout.

My father went to the supermarket. He wanted to be cool and try self service scanning but was a total scanstic at it and we had to call for assistance.

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

Swagnostic

The process one must under take to determine how much swagger an individual has.

Logan: Bro, how do we know that dude cool to hang?
Ryan: Yo man, just run a swagnostic.

by DinoLaurs October 7, 2018

Stagnostic

A person sharing the belief that at some point in life you're bound to become a stagnant individual that stops growing personally and emotionally and thus doesn't try to change in the first place.

Such a person usually has a grim and melancholic outlook on life.

A: What do you believe in?

B: Nothing, really. We're all bound to become mindless working drones at some point. We'll all stop growing up eventually. So you could call me a Stagnostic.

A: Dude...

by JamesHaphaxBaxter May 19, 2019

Sexgnostic

The belief that your sex drive exist or doesn't exist, you're not sure

Guy1: Man, I just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me.. But I wasn't so much into the sex anyways...

Guy2: oh my god, what a cheating hoe!
Guy1: Nawww, it's alright... I'm sexgnostic anyways...

by Hoel MD PhD December 13, 2018