Slammered

So damn drunk, it's like the alcohol slammed you in the head with a hammer => slammered = slammed + hammered

It's friday, 4pm... time to get slammered!

by Frisko June 18, 2006

scomberdae

A word to be used when someone says something you didn't quite hear or don't understand. This usage originated when a spelling bee champion misspelled the word "scombridae" in a news interview.

"Scomberdae? Are you saying scomberday?" can be used if you want a person to repeat him/her self or to show that you don't understand.

Alternatively, "Oh, well I thought you were saying scombrdae," can be used to cover for a mistake made due to misunderstanding.

by Doomcomplex June 29, 2007

scattered

The state of one's mind after a seretonin depleting weekend, associated with drug culture, generally refers to the after effects of ecstasy on the following day of consumption.

i'm so scattered after last night.
Man i'm so scat (colq').

by Wassim May 28, 2003

scattered

How you feel after a night or week of drug taking.

"I waz scattered as after dumping all those bikkies at 'transmission'."
"I waz so scattered coming down from that Ice binge last week."

by Diego September 9, 2003

Scattereday

Scattereday is the day following Friedday, where your brain has been fried and now feels scattered because of the comedown.

"I'm never capable of doing anything on Scattereday."

by Psardy July 5, 2008

SCAMber Heard

When a Scammer/compulsive liar has no decency, moral compass, work effort, or bowel control, and decides to fabricate stories of blackmail against innocent parties, solely for the purpose of attempting to extort monetary value from said parties own personal past successes, but then is proven to be a Scammer with a towering amount evidence against them - at which point they begin to defecate all over themselves & others nearby in a firey tantrum.

'Gotta watch out, there's a Scamber Heard on every corner'

'My tickets didn't work, I bought them off some Scamber Heard on the boardwalk'

by BenJayToken September 11, 2019

scattered ass

Many attractive ladies in any defined area.

Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!

by Beeth May 6, 2008