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Showzenism

A religion based off the MTV2 show Wonder Showzen. A devout follower of the show (see Showzenist). Showzenists pray to their god Lord Krondor and accept him as their savior. Showzenists snack of choice is Chewties.
Watching Wonder Showzen has converted me to Showzenism.
by Percy Jones July 24, 2007
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wonder showzen

Show primarily on mtv2 (sometimes on mtv), which at first glance comes off as a kids show , but upon further inspection becomes evident that if indeed your kid did watch this show , they would grow up to be :

a) A pedophile/child pornographer
b) A permanent assylum resident
c) A drug addict

or

d)George Bush's personal assistant.

.. in other words its a work of genius .. just not for people under 15.
Beth: Wonder showzen is cool.
Anne: Yeah me and my daughter used to watch it all the time.
Beth: O you have a daughter? Where is she?
Anne:Dead. She hung herself from the crib.She was only 2 months.
Beth: Omg! Thats so horrible! What happened?
Anne: We planned it. So we could send the video to Wonder Showzen.
Beth: Ohhhh hahaha!I loved that clip! *high five*
by Suede Cleaner September 1, 2008
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Showzenist

A devout follower of the MTV2 show Wonder Showzen who accepts Lord Krondor as his/her savior.
I was talking to Jenny in 5th period and I found out she's a Showzenist!
by Percy Jones May 24, 2007
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wonder showzen

Here's what Wonder Showzen is:

Take 1 (one) concept of a children's show, and twist and mutilate the shit out of it for about 10 minutes. Then stretch it out and rub it underneath your crotch like a bath towel. Then throw it on the ground and stomp on it. Then take a piss and a shit on it. Then pour your Heineken on it and light it on fire. Then piss out the fire. Then dump LSD pills and used syringes on it. And then roll it up into a huge Zig-Zag paper and smoke it. And VOILA!! Wonder Showzen!!!
Wonder Showzen is the funniest, most twisted thing I have ever seen on the television screen. If Philo Farnsworth (inventor of the television) knew what Wonder Showzen was back when he was inventing TV, he'd immediately cancel all of his plans and immediately proceed to shoot himself in the head.
by Sultan May 19, 2005
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wonder showzen

a fucked up show that messes with your head hardcore, especially if you are tripping balls at 3:00 in the morning. totally suggest watching it if you have some shrooms handy.
i watched wonder showzen last night and now i wanna try every drug there is possible and kill everyone.
by crackilla April 22, 2006
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showza

An exclamatory word combining "Sh**!" (or shoot!), "Wowzer!", and "Yowza!" all into one word - typically when you learn about something surprizing that totally takes you off guard and hits you hard.
As an exclamation: "Showza!"
by Infofreak June 16, 2012
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A combination of for sheezy and fo' sho. The origins can be traced back to January 1, 2010 at 8 am in a McDonalds.
A: Want to hang out this weekend?
B: For Showzy!
by iteachkoreankids January 28, 2010
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