When your got that kid you hang out with that you don't really like and you dont want them to smoke your weed, so you make them take the last hit of the blunt and they inhale the rest of the blunt ..ending up in their lungs
by Jameilee March 4, 2008
Get the satellitemug. by Raddog69 February 29, 2016
Get the Satellitingmug. A hot chick's less desireable freinds. They may be fat, ugly, or just mean. Satellites are much easier to pick up than the actual hottie, but you may not admit to it tomorrow.
by satellite July 1, 2005
Get the satellitemug. The condition of being so high and/or drunk that one cannot function normally. The state of being affected by one or more psychoactive drugs.
My friends and I are about to roll up a joint and get satellite.
I'm so satellite I could eat a star.
I'm so satellite I could eat a star.
by double digits 70 March 31, 2009
Get the satellitemug. a fat girl's friends.
If they are fat aswell they may be referred to as "moons"
Satellites however are either fit girls who have known fatty bum bum for a long time and feel compelled to take her out, or can be girls with few other friends hoping to follow in fatty's sluttyy footsteps when she tries to pull any one she can establish eye contact with.
If they are fat aswell they may be referred to as "moons"
Satellites however are either fit girls who have known fatty bum bum for a long time and feel compelled to take her out, or can be girls with few other friends hoping to follow in fatty's sluttyy footsteps when she tries to pull any one she can establish eye contact with.
One of tubbety-toe-bub-tubbety-tubbers satellites is well fit,
hope her orbital base doesn't get jelous and viciously cock block me.
hope her orbital base doesn't get jelous and viciously cock block me.
by albertInnis213st.albansDriveSC February 22, 2010
Get the satellitesmug. When having a conversation one of the people has a delayed reaction. Someone who is always behind everyone else, kind of slow.
Bob:"Do you want to go to the mall?"
Jack:"Hey let's go to the mall!"
Bob:"You're such a satellite!"
Jack:"Hey let's go to the mall!"
Bob:"You're such a satellite!"
by Joanna_s21 July 25, 2007
Get the satellitemug.