Satan's Finger

Sharp, knife like pain that randomly strikes your asshole, especially at inconvenient times.

While talking to my boss about a hoped for promotion, I unexpectedly received Satan's Finger

by Bobbylicious1 April 16, 2012

satan’s doorbell

A religious term for the clitoris.

“I can’t believe he tried to ring satan’s doorbell last night while we were studying!”
“what a godless whore!!”

by chuckyswashbuckly December 3, 2017

Satan's Alley

Colloquial reference to the anal cavity, especially in context with male homosexual intercourse. So named because many evangelicals feel that "homosex is sin." Popularized in the movie "Tropic Thunder"

Marty: I'm about to take a stroll down Satan's Alley with my butt buddy.
Phil: That's pretty gay.

by Jeff Gar-thee-uh October 27, 2008

satan's scrotum

used to express scorching temperature

It's as hot as satan's scrotum out here

by ryan conner January 10, 2008

Satan's baby

When one eats a lot of hot, spicy food and then shits fire, incinerates their sphincter, burns up their o-ring, etc. the next day.

"After eating all of those habanero peppers last night, I had Satan's baby this morning!"

by Jedi Conductor September 18, 2015

satan's urine

white wine

After drinking a boatload of satan's urine Sally engaged in a drink and dial .

by sheila in the car May 17, 2009

Satan's Crotch

Something that is really hot, it can be applied to anything that is hot (ie, food, the weather, a girl, etc.). It can also be used as an independent curse word.

1) Me: Holy S***, this burrito is as fiery hot as Satan's Crotch.

2) Friend: It's hotter than Satan's Crotch out here.

3) Friend: Wow...that chick is as flaming hot as Satan's Crotch.

4) *Me stubbing my toe* SATAN'S UNHOLY, FLAMING CROTCH THAT HURT!

by Jimbob Shankfest March 26, 2009