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Sasquatching 

A tactic for escaping a zombie apocalypse suggested by Robet Kirkland on The Nerdist Podcast, wherein you go to the woods, find sasquatch, and both you and sasquatch hang yourselves, while jerking each other off.
Well, I guess it's finally time to go Sasquatching.
Sasquatching by PeggyAnnoyed December 12, 2011

sasquatching 

The act of dry humping a lady and then you jizz in your pants and the female licks it off
wow baby your a great sasqutcher.
AND I LOVE SASQUATCHING HONEY
sasquatching by darb and shayden December 31, 2011

Sasquatching 

mutual masturbation between two males using the feet, often including an asphyxiation element using a noose.
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, Robert Kirkman would head up to the mountains for some sasquatching (with the actual sasquatch)
Sasquatching by thedwarfer November 13, 2011

Sasquatching 

The act of mutually masturbating with Sasquatch while you both are hanging from nooses.
Author Robert Kirkman plans on moving up north and Sasquatching with Bigfoot.
Sasquatching by Jesusofpaign December 10, 2011

Sasquatching 

The act of driving by and connecting to a bar jukebox, playing an extremely shitty song. Made famous by playing “I Fucked a Sasquatch” by the Seething Fuck Patties.
We drove around Sasquatching every bar in town last night.
Sasquatching by Sasquatch Jr. June 13, 2018

Sasquatching 

Walking off into the wilderness (typically mountainous forests) and trying NOT to be found. Anytime another person, or sign of civilization is encountered, you turn and walk the other direction.
Jae was completely exhausted from the week at work; all he could think about was getting out of the city and sasquatching all weekend.
Sasquatching by landgrabber November 6, 2020