Sasquatch

The act of ejaculating on a girls face then throwing a pile of your shaved pubes on her face so she resembels Bigfoot.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a sasquatch as her Halloween costume.

by CBGB78 November 9, 2009

Sasquatch

to take a really massive shit

...uh oh, man i gotta sasquatch!!!

by WEEZEL February 14, 2003

Sasquatch

The hairy, woodland beast that went after Tenacious D YEARS before the Beastie Boys hijacked the idea and used it in their Triple Trouble video.

Tango: "Hey did you see sasquatch in the new beastie video?"

Cash: "No, but I saw the same damned thing back when clinton was President, when the D did it."

Tango: "Tru."

by Cardinal September 16, 2004

Sasquatch

Commonly used by mountain bikers, Sasquatch refers to when one rides off trail and into the trees or bushes

Jerry: flies off into the bushes
Everyone who saw: SASQUATCH!!!

by SendyMcSendo March 12, 2020

Sasquatch

An extremely large and hairy animal; usually found in Lebanon

The Sasquatch had abnormally long hairs growing from his knuckles.

by Cloudburst_Juggalo August 14, 2002

Sasquatch

When you open up a toilet and the person who used it before you trimmed their pubic area and didn't flush the toilet.

Mary went into the bathroom and was surprised by the massive sasquatch that was left behind.

by yahhhBoiiii September 7, 2013

Sasquatch

A kid named Thad that is FUCKING HUGE! Usually found around northern California. Has been known to randomly say "Faggot" a lot. Rarely talks but makes strange noises such as "Rah rah rah" and "The Vogel." He has been known to randomly appear next to you and disappear a second later. His diet contains rabbits, babies, or anything else he comes in contact with.

Person 1. "I think i just saw Sasquatch!"

Person 2. "No that was just Thad."

by Big Foot1264 March 10, 2009