suricide

The act of killing one’s self in an ironic way or for the comedic value.

Dude this bitch is gonna be the death of me, might as well go suricide.

by Domdom metro station February 4, 2023

Staricide

When a star or famous person commits suicide.

Anthony Bourdain committed Staricide in France.

by The Sweig June 14, 2018

Parricide

The act of killing a close relative either by murder, accident or malicious intent in not assisting in giving immediate medical assistance. Or to aid in the false imprisonment of the relative until they are dead.

To stand by and let a close relative die i.e Mom or Dad and do nothing, while rubbing your fingers together with the thought of a nice big fat inheritance.

Although Trevor died from a massive blood clot to the brain, a natural stroke. There was evidence that parricide had been committed.

-Phones had been tampered with.
-Immediate medical assistance was not given.
-His clothes had been torn off his body to exacerbate temperatures.
-Locks had suddenly sprung up as if like a prison.
-Money and valuables were missing.
-Medical equipment was found that he never used i.e. fabricated.
-Lies in statements etc

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

scruicide

scruicide: n (screw-i-side): unsafe sex.

Anyone who has casual sex without a condom in today's world runs the risk of commiting scruicide.

by protecturself October 16, 2010

Sraticide

The act of a sorority killing their own reputation buy recruiting only the trashiest skankiest "ladies" on campus.

"Hey have you seen this years recruitment class..."
"Yeah, the Zeta's must be trying to commit sraticide!"
"I know right, you have to try to choose that many skanks."

by Nyki9113 January 18, 2012