sargon

a king of assyria

great king sargon

by melly melz February 3, 2017

Sargon of Akkad

A racist anti-semetic fatass who believes himself to be a quarter black because his grandfather was Mediterranean and became famous on youtube for making shitty response videos to feminists and sjws. When Sargon isn't trying to get the trademark for the term he coined(that term being liberalism) he is screaming about white niggers and richard spencer while masturbating to traps and feeding dinosaurs in ARK with his gypsy friend Vee. Sargon has a habbit of crying when people call him a cuck and will frequently try to shoot the insult back at whoever said it in spite of the fact that he literally is one because he raises a daughter who isn't his own and watches black men fuck his wife.

I can't believe I used to watch Sargon of Akkad's videos, that guy's a total cuck.

by Liberalist Trapnostatist May 13, 2018

Sargon's Law

A pretentious way of saying "projection" often used by people during fits of histrionics

"Can you stop smuckling for a second waiter, I don't care about Sargon's Law I just want my appetizers"

by Jatt Marbo January 9, 2019

sagoons

Goons from Something Awful

CgiBinLaden, Tom, Pipebomb, Kritsy, Batkiwi,

by Tom December 10, 2003

sargoning

The act of likeing peoples status on facebook regardless of what it may say or mean.

Joe- Hey man what are you doing?
Paul- Just liking everything on facebook, I have been sargoning on facebook all day.

by mujahid March 18, 2009

Sargonic

Weaponized use of language, or rhetoric, toward an offending, ignorant, or closed-minded individual (or group) with the intent of highlighting said individual(s) hypocrisy

Did you hear about Jeff and Shirley arguing racism? Jeff claimed that the cis-hetero white supremacist patriarchal nature of the police department she works for is responsible for the genocide of black Americans. Shirley was poetic in her Sargonic response to Jeff when she pointed out Jeff voted for Bill and Hillary Clinton.

by Vaintiquity December 28, 2018

Saroon

Saroon is a sexy girl with the most beautiful melanin skin. She is your Ethiopian goddess so don't get it twisted. She is referred as a smooth melanin piece of ass.

"Is that the Saroon the smooth melanin piece of ass?"
"Omg yass I wish I was a smooth melanin piece of ass."

by Ydhddms January 3, 2017