Sanjaya 

One who has terrible hair styles and gets by in life by sucking at virtually everything.
Comes from Sanjaya Malakar of American Idol who got votes by being gay.

Damn that dumbass was such a sanjaya
Hell yeah he was!

Sanjaya by Dana T. May 22, 2008

sanjaya 

1. used in place of hello or good-bye
2. used to describe a person who is not up for the activity suggested or for someone who sucks in general
3. can also be used as a congratulations
4. Can also be used in place of thank-you
5. can also be used in place of no thank you

1. Sanjaya! How are you today?

Gotta run, Sanjaya!

2. (a) Hey do you want to play frisbee?

No, not today.

Stop being such a sanjaya

(b)Do you know that guy?

Yeah, he's a sanjaya. Let's not talk to him.

3. Sanjaya, guess what!

What?

I graduated!

Oh Sanjaya!

Thanks!

4. Would you like a beer?

No Sanjaya, sanjaya anyways though

Sanjaya!

sanjaya by sanjayaC February 19, 2010

Sanjaya 

A particularly annoying, typically bashful male pre-teen or teen semi-transsexual of South Asian descent. These young males can be observed selling themselves on the streets of Manila, Hanoi and Kolkata, competing in international telethons or contests, or singing at tacky wedding receptions in Delhi.

That businessman from Indiana is going to Cambodia to buy several Sanjayas to take back to the Marriott, where after they have exhausted their passions will retire to the lobby disco to watch several other Sanjayas perform their contortionist routine to Enya.

Sanjaya by Lulueee March 2, 2009

Sanjaya 

A person people need to stop WHINING about. I mean, who CARES if a guy who can't sing is on American Idol? Give it a rest already! You're just being slaves to the show. Because the more you talk about Sanjaya, the more people watch it out of curiousity. If you don't like him, just don't vote for him! Leave us American Idol haters alone. There are plently of bad singers in the entertainment business. He's not the first. I have never heard him sing, because I don't watch AI, but I DO know that if you don't like him you can turn your television OFF.

Person: OMG have you heard about Sanjaya he is such a bad singer!
American Idol: Yes, talk about Sanjaya. Publicize our show, torture the AI haters.

Sanjaya by Carynne No. April 25, 2007

Sanjaya 

A slang term commonly used by certain radio stations in place of the word vagina

Dude, her Sanjaya is totally hanging out...

Sanjaya by AceTheDark November 5, 2007

sanjaya 

1. (v) To fake one's way into an admirable position by way of ostentatious, asocial, jailbait characteristics which simultaneously surprise and seduce those who promote you to the position.

2. (n) Charlatan pretense which is simultaneously homoerotic--to appeal to pedophilian men--and gentle--to appeal to tween girls.

I sanjayad my way through the whole interview. My new boss created a VP position for me, likely because he and his daughter independently want to have sex with me.

sanjaya by Ethan Peter May 31, 2007

sanjaya 

an american idol contestant that shouldnt have even been allowed to go to hollywood. in other words "FAGGOT"!

dave is sucha a Sanjaya

sanjaya by drefe May 13, 2007