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Death Sandwitch

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1. When any type of poison is put inside of two pieces of bread, apples, ext.
"Are you trying to poison me with this Death Sandwitch?"
by 📊 March 11, 2019
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Sandvitch

A sandwich that was completely altered the soviet scientists. The orgins of the project are still unclear, but some speculate that the idea came from Joesph Stalin after observing Franklin Roosevelt eating his ham sandwich. Realizing a potential, he combined it with super hormones to create the Sandvitch. It apparently tastes so good that it restores 120 hit points.
I WANT MAH SANDVITCH!
by Fangz The Wolf February 19, 2009
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sandwitch

(also written as, "sand witch")
Quite literally, a witch who lives in the sand. The sandwitch is most commonly found living 2.4 meters under the sands in the sub-Saharan region of Africa though they may be found in virtually any sandy location such as beaches and golf course bunkers.

Sandwitches don't cast frequent spells; though they are known on occasion to cause cause cats to meow at the moon.
{Drake}: Why is that silly cat looking at the moon and meowing at it?
{Josh}: I dunno. Must be a sandwitch nearby.
by Telephony November 13, 2018
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Seabitch

Is known to provide sexual satisfaction to many sailors at once during extended periods at sea. Her skills in the use of her portholes are unsurpassed by the meer whore. She is truly a skillful slut.
A seabitch is best identified by her need to repeat the word seamen numerous times throughout the day.
by TMTC October 20, 2008
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skankbitch

combining the best of both worlds of a skank and a bitch. in other words, a slutty girl.
Skankbitch: "Ohemefgeez. I slept with five hawtties at the party last night. I'm soooo popular."

Normal person: "Shut up, skankbitch"
by genuine.unprepared March 17, 2007
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manabitch

To become a slave to The Beast and have your testicles carried around in her purse in a super tight clamp

A small, yet persistently annoying irritation that one is unable to get rid of through any means
He's been manabitch'd by that girl he hooked up with last week.

I've tried everything, but I still can't get rid of this manabitch.
by themadat April 21, 2010
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snobitch

The conjugation between the words "snob" and "bitch". A snobitch is a derogatory term given to woman that knows she is attractive and uses it to her advantage to achieve her goals. Due to the fact that they know they're attractive all snobitches will put/shoot down any suitors that attempt to woe them, waiting for the so called "perfect guy". A snobitch will eventually settle for a male counterpart (see douche bag) and attempt to have a relationship. This relationship (as well as many others) will fail in the long run and the snobitch will spend the remainder of her life bitching about how much men are assholes and contemplating "where are all the good guys?" whilst growing older, less attractive, more bitter, as her biological clock begins to reach its final countdown (see "couger" after the countdown has reached zero)
In the land no less
I spot a cutie with guess
And I had on sweats
She looked unimpressed
I said dam you fine
But nothing bout her behind
I said do you have the time, to sit back and chitchat
She said no
You look like a hobo
And with that camouflage shit looking like G I Joe
I said I'm not that broke
And I can buy you a coke
She said this must be a joke
I swear it hurt till she soaked, and shook me off
Like a moth
I said what's the deal with the clothing as long as it's cloth?

-Del The Funky Homosapien "Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me" (a song that details an encounter with a snobitch)
by dredd_90 August 5, 2010
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