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San Jose steam roller

The action of shitting on your partners chest and rubbing it down her chest with your balls. Your choice to cum down the steamroll.
Hey babe, do you want San Jose steam roller?

San Jose Slurpee 

When one's partner inserts a straw in the others anus, then simply slurps out the juice contained inside.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a San Jose slurpee at halftime during my lax and then yacked all over me . It was so rad.

San Jose Sharks 

Decent hockey team that has about a 1 to 100 shot ratio for scoring as they have no coordination and believe in quantity of shots over quality.
Hockey fan: San Jose Sharks can't shoot worth a damn!
San Jose Sharks by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

San Jose Stumble

The loss of one's footing through the front door after yet another night of skinning the neighborhood cats and fucking them in the ass.
Jimmy woke me up coming home late again last night.

Let me guess. San Jose Stumble?
Ya. You betcha.

San Jose State 

A Job Corps that charges for tuition, books, and housing.
I'm finna get my learn on at tha San Jose State.

San Jose Christian School 

A Christian middle school that will inevitably either lead you into a bout of spiraling depression and turn you into an aethiest or will turn you into uber Christain. SJCS is literally hell with a several thousand dollar tuitions. And God forbid, literally, that you're not the whitest bitch on the planet. If you have even an ounce of melanin in your body you will stick out like a soar thumb. And if you don't like someone in your class, well have fun with that, because there are basically like 9 students per class. This piece of Christian trash loves to feed student directly into Valley Christian High School which is arguably 100x worse, with basically biweekly drug/locker checks, because what else do teenagers do. And somehow after years of not being near this cursed middle school, and you may be even at college, you will never forget that place aka hell.

Weren't you supposed to learn that in middle school?

Yeah, but I went to SJCS.
San Jose Christian School: a school from hell where all you learn about is how to be a good Christian, and that global warming isn't real.