samskers

the name given to one who is wierdly unique yet fashionable, smart, goofy, cute, and silly.

Wow! that girl is such a samskers; I don't think i could pull off the outfit she had on today.

by samskers April 10, 2008

You ain't Smuckers

Used to imply in a satirical manner that someone is "Jelly" (jealous).

It is often used in question form, see example.

Guy 1: Dude, your girlfriend looks like crap today.
Guy 2: Breh, you ain't Smuckers. So why are you so jelly?
Guy 1: No for real she does.
Guy 2: AIN'T even Smuckers.

by Brausten November 1, 2012

Butt Smuckers

Delicious treat were you get a spoon and rub smuckers jam all over your butt cheeks and anus.

Alec had his friend Jose butt smuckers him, only to cause his hairy anus to crust up and cause constipation.

by FatHungryBitch5000 December 26, 2012

Smucker

Abbreviated form of 'Smart Fucker'. A term (vulgar) used to describe someone who is very smart, intelligent and cunning. Often used as a compliment among friends. Commonly used in college campuses.

“He is such a smucker, he went partying with us the night before his finals and still got an A”.

by Eric VanDervalk June 1, 2003

smucker

A prostitute who gives oral pleasure for free. Also a "hoe" or "skank." A smucker prefers giving only head.

That smucker blew me for free.

by Jwiz Jackson October 20, 2007

Smuckers

to be jealous

"i am completely smuckers--your bling is 3x brigher than mine."

by shanghi January 30, 2004

Shmuckerdingdongdillinger

Shmuckerdindongdillinger is a great word to use to avoid awkward interations over the internet or something to say To youre friends when u are feeling very hyperactive and whimsicle.

To start a non-awkward conversation over skype you say long time no see you shmuckerdingdongdillinger. This only works with a close friend unless you wamt to sound like a grape.

by Wtf is a pseudonym October 21, 2012