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samsonite

Someone with baggage, either emotional or physical.
Joe: She's hot.
Pete: She's also a Samsonite.
Joe: Kids?
Pete: Two.
{pause}
Joe: She's a MILF.
by CarmCarm January 8, 2007
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Samsonized

(Sam - son - ized)

1. to arrive at work with the expectation you have a certain amount of work (what you had when you left the day previous) only to find out you have extra work assigned to you unexpectedly.

2. a sudden feeling of overwhelming workload, often accompanied by a large feeling of dread and possibly dizzieness.

3. sometimes used as a joke.
Haha, you poor sucker, you've been Samsonized
by A Tech Rep July 13, 2007
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Nashville Samsonite

A trash bag used for carrying dirty laundry home - used by hobos and/or college students in the place of conventional luggage, due to lack of funds.
"Hebbard has must be laundry at home this weekend - i saw him putting dirty clothes in his nashville samsonite. Oh P.S. he's poor."
by Hebbard March 22, 2004
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Samsonite syndrome

people who tan WAAAAAAAY too much and have leathery skin like a suitcase.
did you see that old cougar at the pool? She totally has Samsonite syndrome, all she needs is a handle.
by tamtamcracker August 10, 2009
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uncle sampsonite

This nigga will rape anyone and anything, i mean he is amazingly horny 24/7.
"Marquisha: Yo how much lean you drink last night nigga"
"DraQuan: Enough to pass into the 12 realm and get raped by old Uncle Sampsonite my niBBA"
by PapaLewy January 27, 2017
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bilateral samsonite

Known to EMTs and paramedics, the individual who needlessly calls 911 for an imagined emergency and is waiting on the curb with two packed suitcases when the ambulance arrives, assuming that he or she will be staying in the hospital for some time (where hopefully personal attention, sympathy, food, and pain medications will be administered).
We thought we were responding to a heart attack, but we actually had a bilateral samsonite.

Her bogus respiratory distress complaint was actually a bilateral samsonite.
by Artmedic March 25, 2010
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Samsonite's Sign

A suitcase or suitcases accompanying an elderly or special needs person to the Emergency Department or other hospital waiting room. A sure sign that someone has abandoned the poor individual to the care of healthcare professionals and Society. Named after the world's largest luggage manufacturer producing hardshell luggage honoring the Biblical strongman "Samson."

People presenting with Samsonite's Sign require a great deal of care and are often abandoned by overly tired caregivers. Presently, there is no cure for Samsonite's Sign but many community groups are developing respite care programs for caregviers.
Example: On average, 2 out of 5 patients arrived with Samsonite's sign.
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