A Sammich is more then just meat between bread... it is a feast of epic proportions... It is not something I could trust ladies to make... for they are far too lovely and delicate to understand the construction effort required... This Feast must be prepared by the kind of man who Feeds Armies, or Slaughters them!
I would let a lady make me a Sandwich, but a Sammich, of Epic proportions can only be made By a True Warrior... rather then use a knife to cut it, He shall slice it in half with a Bastard Sword still soaked in the blood of Enemies he had driven before him, while letting out a mighty Roar!
I would let a lady make me a Sandwich, but a Sammich, of Epic proportions can only be made By a True Warrior... rather then use a knife to cut it, He shall slice it in half with a Bastard Sword still soaked in the blood of Enemies he had driven before him, while letting out a mighty Roar!
Hot Damn.... That Sammich was incredible...
I now have the strength to defeat the Nazis! Thanks John Wayne!
I now have the strength to defeat the Nazis! Thanks John Wayne!
by T-pain McAwesome January 06, 2011
n. (origin LOLcat) something made by a woman for her man if she knows whats good for her. Must contain one or more meats,and none of that foo foo vegi crap (except maybe lettuce for the crunch-but bacon can easily substitute lettuce in a pinch). And don't forget the freaking mayonnaise this time!
by chimeratear March 27, 2010
A word used when you've created a great sandwich. It's very rare to create such a sandwich because its ingredients are rare. Thus it must be deemed, "Sammich".
I just used some expensive left over ingredients to create the greatest sammich in the world! *mwah ha ha*
by Melodious6 July 03, 2018
1. What men call sandwiches when they demand one from a woman
2. A sandwich so good that you have to say it fast so you can get back to eating it
3. What women should be preparing
2. A sandwich so good that you have to say it fast so you can get back to eating it
3. What women should be preparing
"WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"- Theodore Roosevelt
"I love sammiches, make more woman."- Plato
"Why aren't the women in the kitchen making sammiches?
"- Mahatma Ghandi
"I think therefore I am. I think you should make me a sammmich therefore I am gong to get one woman!"- Rene Descartes
"I love sammiches, make more woman."- Plato
"Why aren't the women in the kitchen making sammiches?
"- Mahatma Ghandi
"I think therefore I am. I think you should make me a sammmich therefore I am gong to get one woman!"- Rene Descartes
by DR. Ush April 27, 2010
An extremely delicious sandwich prepared for a man by his woman, either waiting for him on the table when he gets home from work or delivered to him while he is relaxing on the couch.
I'ma have to choke a bitch if my sammich ain't ready when I get home.
Hey, why don't you take a break from blowing me for a minute and go make me a sammich, babe.
Hey, why don't you take a break from blowing me for a minute and go make me a sammich, babe.
by AbomB320 August 02, 2010
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