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blowjob sammich

the act in which your female makes you a sammich and then gives you amazing dome. while recieving a blowjob sammich your female will allow you to put the sammich on her head like a table between breaks of drinking, toking, playing xbox, etc.
bro 1- dude this bitch i met today made me a sammich and then gave me dome and let me put the sammich on her head while i was playing black ops!

bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich
by kbro69 January 14, 2011
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The Samm’s Sammich

The Samm’s Sammich is a sandwich that consists of Turkey, Roast Beef, Salami, Pepperoni, Ham, Grilled Chicken, Veggie Patty, Tuna, Meatballs and Fake Crab Meat. Rumored to have been created by legendary D-List actor Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins. Huggy is also the creator of Huggy’s Huggies, an adult diaper brand.
Guy 1: I’m so hungry, I wish somebody had a sandwich with fake crab meat to satisfy my cravings.

Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!
by SammSammy January 23, 2021
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noob sammich

n.

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.
Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.
by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005
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Slutter Nutter Sammich

Refers to the act of covering one person in peanut butter, and another person in jelly, and then smashing both bodies together.
Dylan brought the peanut butter, Becky brough the jelly, I just know they are planning on making a slutter nutter sammich.
by Ilovegreenandredandblue February 10, 2010
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sammich

A sandwich, with connotations of extra goodness. For example, if you pour gravy on a roast beef sandwich, you now have a roast beef sammich.
Subway sells sandwiches, but I'd rather go home and make a sammich.
by sammich January 3, 2003
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sammich time

Sammich time doesn't have to be a actual sandwich, it can be any type of food.
Pull up to the taco truck, it's Sammich Time.
by Chicken Hill June 13, 2017
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ham sammich

to place ones face in anothers booty
self expanatory
by unfukwithable May 27, 2004
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