family sabotage

When you're single, your parents and married siblings, often with children, are demanding of your time. They expect you to attend their functions or aid them with little or no notice, and with little or no appreciation. Since you don't have a spouse or children, they incorrectly assume that you're not as busy as them. Work, social events, dating, and friendships suffer because of it. This prevents you from getting even because it impedes your search for a mate with whom you can procreate. It's difficult to ever get retribution, especially as a youngest child. This is common with ethnicities with strong family bonds who use guilt to maintain closeness, such as, italians, mexicans, armenians, indians, persians, and jews.

Heather: Hey Jenny, are you going to the match.com event tonight?
Jenny: I can't, family sabotage, I have to help my niece with her homework tonight.

James: Dude, are you going to Stephanie's birthday party tonight?
Henry: Ugh, no, family sabotage, I have to babysit my nephew.

by Thunder Stone October 27, 2013

samoth

A patronising individual who uses endless acronyms to make himself feel superior to others when no one really cares.

Is also associated with a 'cow' emoticom which, again, is pointless to those who read his drivel.

Using endless acronyms like HTH and TITCR means that you are nothing more than a samoth.

by Connorx May 1, 2009

Self-Sabotaging

One who keeps screwing things up for themselves. Usually not on purpose.

God why did I blurt that out to him? I need to stop self-sabotaging my life.

by YES123456789 April 20, 2011

Richie Sambora

FABulous guitarist, THE most gorgeous muso on the planet, ever. Pure, raw guitar-playing energy. Beautiful.

Richie looks so gorgeous with that guitar held aloft.

by Sarah October 21, 2003

Human spambot

Person who goes door-to-door pushing leaflets through letterboxes.

"Some human spambot shoved this pizza thing through the door, where's the bin?"

by RebeL_fARmeR January 30, 2007

Samboner

A sandwich connoisseur from the Philadelphia area. A samboner will talk for hours on end about slab vs chopped cheesesteaks, Wiz vs American vs Cooper Sharp, broccoli rabe vs creamed spinach in a roast pork sambo, not to mention debates over sambo-producing venues.

Along with "sambo" (noun, sandwich) another variation of samboner is "sambone" (verb, to eat a sambo and assess its merits on video for other samboners).

"Any real samboner knows you need a seeded jawn to soak up the juices in a Roast Pork sambo."

"I can't trust online reviews these days because they are all paid advertisements. I need to talk to a samboner before we order hoagies next week. If it's good, I might even whip out my iPhone and sambone it myself."

by Toastwaver January 22, 2021

Uncle Sambo

Since our president is a black guy instead of a white guy Uncle Sam is now Uncle Sambo.

So the president wants to spread the wealth around and raise my taxes? Well, Uncle Sambo can kiss my ass!

by Nickelman November 15, 2010