Skip to main content

Bulbous salutation

Another term for an erection as described by Morrissey in his autobiography.
“The pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”

Greetings and Salutations 

FUK YUWH”
🖕🏼
💥🔫
✊🏼🩸
"Greetings and Salutations"
"hi Just Diggie"

sun salutation 

surya namaskar, salute to the sun or sun salutation, is a practice in yoga as exercise incorporating a sequence of some twelve gracefully linked asanas. the asana sequence originated in the hatha yoga tradition on 9th century in india.
good morning, have you done your sun salutation today?

of course, theres no day without them☀️

maple leaf salutation 

Sending a work colleague a picture of your genitalia out of the blue over Instant Mesenger or email.
"So how was your evening last night?"

"Not too bad thanks, I just kicked back, watched an episode of 'Come Dine with Me' and then sent my boss the old maple leaf salutation."

Soup, sex and sun salutations 

Eat soup, have sex and sing to the sun.
People also say it before doing a performance or a face.
Person 1: all hands in
Person 2: soup, sex and sun salutations