Softflake

Basically snowflake, but much more softer

Me: man, you such a softflake! Grow up!

by Psychocat! August 7, 2021

Saltfucked

verb; usually used in past tense; To loosen the cap on a salt shaker such that used, the cap detaches resulting an miniature mountain of salt on the food or surface below.

That girl just saltfucked me and now my tofu is ruined.
Dude, I’m going to saltfuck your mom tonight.

by Moby_Prick December 29, 2016

Shitflakes

1. Generic term for unappetizing breakfast cereal
2. Exclamation of dismay or disgust
3. Generic term for anything of poor quality, uappealing, undesired, etc.

1. Some "Continental Breakfast"--all they had was shitflakes and instant coffee.

2. Shitflakes! She still hasn't returned my call.

3. When I asked the boss for a raise, all I got was total shitflakes.

by Dr. Foo May 8, 2008

saltshaker

A white male that performs coitus with any, and all females that they can get their hands on. Someone who has no shame in their game, and has plenty of game for those they shame.

Charlie Sheen is a saltshaker.

by snakeyes222 June 6, 2011

Saltface

A slightly less insulting word used to describe someone as very upset or mad.

Boy: I can't believe we lost the game! I'm so mad.
Grandma: Don't worry, a think a nice, warm dinner will cheer you up.
Boy: No, I don't want to eat.
Grandma: Now, don't be such a saltface!

by KinoFire September 13, 2016

bloody shitflakes

What happens after being lost in the midst of an animal lust of pounding vage' and a "pop out" occurs, then rapidly gets rammed in the rong hole.

After I accidentally fucked her in the ass I looked down and had bloody shitflakes on my dick.

by The Nose knows March 8, 2014

Shitflake

A Romantic term for the love of your life, refering to her beautiful brown hair and her ravishing appearence. The female called 'Shitflake' is usually the coolest person in the entire world FACT!

boy, "That girl amy, she's my shitflake, I love her"

by MissCirce November 23, 2009