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living off a Shaq salary

A high salary for a guy who get's paid for standing around.
Man#1: "That guy is just standing there in a suit and tie."

Man#2: "He sure looks important though, bet he's living off a Shaq salary."

Living examples: Bodybuilders

Models

Shaquille O'Neal

Politicians
by Teller of how it's is April 22, 2011
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salary

Money paid to an employee for regular work performed that is supposed to reflect the true value of the employee to the company, but more often resembles a bad joke.
My salary is laughable.
by Loxi July 21, 2009
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Sillarge

Combination of "silly" and "large". Used to describe achievement/act/incident of great significance. Most likely to be found in the lexicon of students at the University of St Andrews, where the term originates.
"Shagged that bird from last night, she was a solid 7 #sillarge"

"Just won 10-1 at FIFA, not even one of them was a Jew Goal. Sillarge."

"Went through a whole series of Game of Thrones last night, sillarge."
by RicYaz191 May 4, 2014
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Salary Syndrome

The slacking that occurs when an employee realizes that they're going to continue to receive their paycheck regardless of how much time they actually spend working.
Dan was a great employee until he caught Salary Syndrome, I watched him click a pen for 90 minutes yesterday before leaving a half hour early.
by Fakelove September 12, 2009
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Sadlarious

Finding something humourous within something that is inherently tragic, disturbing, and/or absurd.
This word came to be when a group of friends were hanging out at a bar and one of them mentioned that they'd recently read a statistic that reported how every time the Special Olympics are held, someone dies because they push themselves too hard. People immediately began to laugh at this but also questioned themselves for doing so because it's clearly a tragic thing. Yet it seemed funny somehow. Sadlarious.
by Maika January 18, 2008
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salar

1. Powerful person
2. Strong person
Bob is a real Salar.
by cyberphunkisms April 19, 2006
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Salaried Whore

A professional prostitute who is not paid per trick, but annually.

This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.
Millie was a salaried whore in Soho.
by Pierre de la Ramee February 17, 2010
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