sanjitis

n. a mental affliction of being drawn to cheering for Sanjaya Malakar on American Idol Season 6, even though his ability to sing is questionable.

Oh no! I think I have sanjitis; I voted for him over 20 times after American Idol last night.

by Kelly Baldwin April 16, 2007

sujitis

A disease that affects people that are too technical and are very annoying to have a mature conversation with.

You: "Where areyou"
Sujitis Person: "Why"
You: "Because we are going to hang out"
Sujitis Person: "I am at someones house"
You: "Who's house"
Sujitis Person: "What do you mean"
You: "You are such a sujitis"

by Youuea February 8, 2018

Samitis

The terrible condition of believing that one is completely infallible. A major symptom is negating arguments by repeating the phrase "You know I'm right, don't argue." People afflicted are often shunned by most of their acquaintances.

SAM: The sky is always green.

Person 1: No it's not.

SAM: You know I'm right, don't argue.

Person 1: You have Samitis.

by Ben4545 September 13, 2008

Samitis

A disease, whose symptoms involve breaking things or hurting ones self /others, by means of being over excited, over zealous, or clumsy

Don't let him on the trampoline, he's got Samitis, he'll have someone's eye out!

by SHJ February 15, 2008

Samitis

The condition in which a person finds themselves thinking about, missing, or daydreaming about a person with the names: Sam, Samuel, Samantha, Samson, etc.

She has really been talking about Sam quite often recently. I think she has a case of Samitis.

by daydreamer1975 September 25, 2017