Sample Tour

A lap around a grocery store or other place that offers free samples for the sole reason of getting free food samples and nothing else from this establishment.

I'm a little hungry. Do you want to go to Whole Foods on our break for a sample tour?

by Marlos March 12, 2010

Sample Sandwich

When you go to a food store that has samples and sandwich it all together into one big heap of food. Also known as a SS or

S Squared.

Guy 1: "Dude I'm starving, I'm gonna go head down to Costco and pick up a sample sandwich."

Guy 2: "Grab me one, I'll nom on that all day long bro."

by CYFIWROTETHIS May 5, 2010

tuna sample

When a hoebag flaunts her vagina in a club or dance studio by saying free samples all day but shes talking about her fishy smelled cunt

Damn Mariah stop showing me your vagina, it's making me want a tuna sample.

by Hailey Kindles February 22, 2009

royal sampler

A hand of cards in poker containing all red cards. Strictly speaking the hand is worthless, but proverbially it is known as a royal sampler.

Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal Sampler.

by hunt (cerv) September 27, 2005

hot cocoa sampler box

A Fark cliche created during the Christmas 2003 season. Refers to the archetypical dumb corporate Christmas bonus.

"I swear I'm going postal if I get another hot cocoa sampler box this year."

by Lady Csyde February 7, 2004

sampo whore

n. The person who works at the Chinese restaurant in the mall's food court who tries to give you free samples of chicken as you walk buy by shoving it in your face and saying "sampo"

Let's take the long way around, I don't want to go by that damn sampo whore.

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

Saiman Says

Saiman Says is the most underrated YouTuber of India

Normie: Chintu is the most underrated YouTuber of India
Dank boi: STFU it's Saiman Says

by BoyWithThePewPewGun June 25, 2021