I said Lord

Used when someone's hairline is so irreversibly receded that you have to resort to sacred prayers to God in an attempt to restore it.

Guy 1: "I prayed for yo hairline 5 times a day like a Muslim. I got down on my knees and I said Lord, hear my prayers. But yo shits so busted that even the Lord turned his back on yo ass."
Guy 2: "No worries. I'll paint it in like LeBron."

by bobbybobson68 March 3, 2019

thats what she said

a sexual inuendo, if something can be said in the bedroom but is said in an everyday conversation you can say thats what she said

"it wont fit"
"thats what she said!"

"its too hard"
"thats what she said!"

"just shove it in there"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

"Stop It!"
"THATS WHAT SHE SAID"
*THWACK*
"ow that hurt"
"thats what she said"

by just-a-ninjapirate January 7, 2010

I said whoever threw that paper

An unfinished sentence on a vine made by an angry teacher after one of his students throws a paper airplane across the room, then proceeds to insult the anonymous student’s mother by calling her a hoe

“I sAiD wHoEvEr tHrEw tHaT pApEr, yO mOmS a hOe”

by ThickiNikki56 June 3, 2020

Saida

Saida, a beauty who loves by everyone and makes a star out of herself, if she loves you, you'll feel like she hates you, but she doesn't, she shows her love in this way, loves sweets, cooks very tasty, but she also knows how to piss you off exquisitely, if you're stupid, you'll fuck off her, but she's very cute and funny, but be careful, if she's offended, everything can be very dangerous

love you my hysterical saida

by your secret fan ddd October 24, 2020

bush said

Euphemism for a lie. When a statement begins with the words "president bush said X", it can be interpreted as "X is a lie".

bush said there are WMD's in Iraq
bush said he did not kill Iraqi's for oil
bush said he was not involved with 9/11
bush said no prisoners were tortured in abu ghraib
bush said the U.S. is not in a recession

by tellthetruth February 28, 2008

saidah

Sah-ee-dAH A very fun, loving girl. Usually very insecure when she doesn't need to be; very emotional when it comes to certain subjects. Gives great, useful advice, and will not let anyone disrespect her. She is quiet when first met, but spontaneous when you get to know her. Can get very easily bored. May act weird sometimes.

"Saidah has a beautiful smile! She's so cool"

by boredomes June 14, 2014

man said

When someone says something strange, funny or unusual

Elliot: “I like spoons”
Elise: “man said he likes spoons😂😂”

by Lolspoonboi January 6, 2019