shoryuken

That move in Street Fighter that makes jumping useless.

noob: I'm gonna jump!
Ryu: Don't do it... I'm warning you!

noob: ARRRRGHH!!!
Ryu: Idiot... SHORYUKEN!!!

noob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(noob takes damage)

by mrpunchy September 1, 2008

Metsu Shoryuken

A devastating SUPER HARD 3 Hit upper-cut by Ryu that delivers and exaggerated amount of damage! The uppercut literally breaks the opponents molars and teeth and sends them at least 20ft airborne!

Ryu: C'mon Ken! I dare you to jump at me!
Ken: God i hope ryu dosen't pwN me agaiN!
Ken Jumps...

Ryu: (HAHA!) METSU ShoRYUKEN! Ken gets launched... Ken gets owned as usual... :(

by Junetown94 August 10, 2010

Savory Offerings

A very nice body.

That chick tried to tempt me with her savory offerings so I'd buy her a drink.

by Noicore June 23, 2010

Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg

Place a glass on your bathroom counter. Add dick snot every morning for 20 days. Set outside in the sun, or apply heat slowly until cum has separated. Add nutmeg and half n half slowly while using an immersion blender. Throw a cinnamon stick in and enjoy!!

"Oh! How festive!" She said as she watched her best friend sip and spit her glass of Ol' Grandads Savory Cumnogg on her luscious tits :) :)

by TakeFuck December 11, 2019

Savory Squirts

A massive case of overwhelming nausea accompanied by potentially explosive sharts and explosive diarrhea. The Savory Squirts strike almost immediately after eating something that is savory, tastes good and is otherwise satisfying, but clearly does not agree with one’s digestive system and must find a way out as fast as it came in.

Henry enjoyed a delicious sundried tomato quiche at the restaurant near his office. Although Henry enjoyed the savory flavor of dish, within minutes of consumption Henry found himself grasping the sides of the table, sweat beading on his brow and pinching his sphincter like a vice all while being nauseated to the point of thinking he was going to Shuke at any moment with a case of the Savory Squirts.

by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2014

shoryuken

Also known as a Dragon Punch. Used by Ryu and Ken in Street Fighter.

"Ryu cleaved me out of the air with a well-time shoryuken."

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002

Shoryuken

During a blowjob, at the hardest point of your erection hold your cock down and point it downward then let it go and let the cock fling up and hit her on the chin. At this point you yell SHORYUKEN!

Trish was sucking my cock last night and i gave her the meanest shoryuken of her life

by JeffHADOUKENMASTER July 1, 2010