sadsturbation

Masturbation while in a state of emotional discord as a futile means to pacify pain.

You remember that weird, but kinda hot sadsturbation scene with Naomi Watts in Mulholland Drive?

by RoniNix September 15, 2011

sadsturbating

The act of masturbating while sad.

"Hey man, is Pete okay? I hear a lot of crying and bed-squeaking in his room."
"Nah man, his girlfriend just broke up with him. He's probably sadsturbating."

by BMasterTempt May 16, 2015

sadsturbating

The act of masturbating while in a state of melancholy.

Steve's girlfriend broke up with him last week, since then he's been sadsturbating.

by Ratung July 11, 2014

sadsturbate

What people in long-distance relationships do during weekdays.

Kelsey's boyfriend hasn't visited recently... She must sadsturbate a lot.

by kxpe April 13, 2011

sadsturbating

sad-stur-bae-shun verb to masturbate out of pure sadness

"i was up all night sadsturbating cause I my gf left me"

by The Depressed Llama April 22, 2018

Sadsturbation

Masturbation while sad

A: Hey Dude, send some nudes
B: Take it, its your crush's
"sadsturbation intensifies"

by Sarkar33 July 4, 2020