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Saddlebags

sad·dle·bag(s) (sdl-bg) n.
1. To drape your scrotum over a person's face in such a manner so that one testicle would lay on one side of the nose, and the other testicle lays on the opposite side.
That chick I took home with me last night?
Shit Dude, I don't know, I was ripped.... All I remember was giving her saddlebags, making motorcycle noises, then I think I blasted one in her face.
Hey, why is my eye black?
by JD Fort November 9, 2008
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saddlebags

My friend Fat Rob has saddlebags.
by The skinny Rob July 17, 2007
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saddlebags

One who has saggy breasts
Claire has saddlebags.
by Zack and Bryce December 16, 2002
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saddlebags

A species of girl whose presents temporarily turns a man gay. This is usually noticeable due to a large sigh emitted from the male. If ever under the presents of a "saddlebags" run fast in the opposite direction and hope for a good win!

Also known as saddles
Hey did you see that girl walk by?
"sighs"
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Damn that chick is a real saddlebags
by Donnymdw February 20, 2009
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saddlebags

an old lady who is getting fucked by a younger guy
dude 1:yea my gf gave me good head last nite
dude 2:so did mine
dude 1: shes 96 fuckin years old, thats nasty to get head from a saddlebag
by CS March 11, 2005
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saggy saddlebag

a name for the overused female genitals i.e. a bucket.
fucking her saggy saddlebag didnt give me an immense amount of pleasure.
by Fresh May 5, 2003
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Saddlebag Titties

Main Entry: Saddlebag Titties
Function: Noun

When a woman with Big Country Titties takes off her bra and lies on her back, her sagging tits are pulled by gravity to either side of her torso, thus they look like a pair of saddlebags on a horse and resemble mammery glands but little.
Tit Lover#1: Dude! How'd the cans look on the one you took home last night?

Tit Lover#2: Meh, she got naked, on her back, and blamo! Saddlebag titties! After that, my wobbly bits went soft on me.

Tit Lover#1: For fucks sake man! All you had to do was cup them back into Big Country Titties with your hands fool!

Tit Lover#2: Well Shit Man Damn!
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
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