Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012

Sacramento Treat

Sacramento treat - (Miller High Life, ice, lemon)

It sure is hot outside. I think I'll make myself a Sacramento Treat and cool down

by bugbiteme April 4, 2007

Sacramento Whitefish

(noun) a used condom floating down the Sacramento River

Hey, looks like Kenji coaugt another Sacramento Whitefish!

by un rubio rico May 27, 2006

Alicia Sacramone

A wonderful gymnast for the USA. Messed up a bit in the 2008 Beijing Olympics but her looks make up for it.

Dang, Alicia Sacramone is so hot, she could fall of that beam all she wants

by adudenamedjon October 10, 2008

Sacramento King

When your holding a chick upside down by her ankles and having her suck your dick while you're wearing a crown.

that bitch gave me a Sacramento king last night.

by Spermin german April 23, 2009

sacramento scrub down

When you scrub your partner down but use your remains of the ejaculation and scrub each other down then the best part occurs when it becomes crusty

Andrew gave his grandma a Sacramento scrub down

by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 19, 2017

Sacramento Civil Servant

The boogeyman of Northern California, this character has taken the form of various characterso ver time, including a demon, spirit, human and animal. It is said that he is virtually indestructible and roams the earth in the name of evil. There are several tales involving the Civil Servant, and they have a common theme- if a child misbehaves, then the Sacramento Civil Servant will get them and put them in his sack.

Not much is knonwn of the true origin of these stories. Some claim they were tall-tales spun by nomadic Lebanese immigrants wandering about Northern California at the turn of the 20th century. Others assert the stories are more recent, and are the work of a vindictive communist.

Borgnine, if you don't behave, the Sacramento Civil Servant will take you away!

If the Sacramento Civil Servant offers to trade you something, do not accept! His motive is pure evil!

by NVA Barry January 21, 2006