Peter pan sydrome

A grown man in his 30's living at home with his parents. This little fairy rather mooch off his parents, than find a real job and obtain his own home. Usually has part time hours making peanuts.solely content on being a burn out and having his mommy take him out for lunch or pack a lunch for him, since he is too broke to buy his own. He is unable to funtion alone in society. They usually have to be continually reminded to brush their teeth since they are extremely lazy and function like a person with severe mental disabilities. They have no goal or ambitions they usually are banking on inheritance of their parents death. They also usually have alcoholic tendencies and are completely dependent on drugs. They also love to be stage 5 clingers, who stalk you when you realize they will never grow up. Usually a woman beater and when you want to leave or break up will beat you repeatedly and then cry and lack genuine empathy. They will be jealous of all your friends and even your family. They also can even use a passing of a person to try and manipulate people into feeling sorry for them and somehow make it all about them. Narcissist and sneaky! Stay far far away from this type of boy trapped in a mans body! Peter pan sydrome is real. It cannot be fixed move on

"Hey leah Can you come out tonight for my birthday?"

"Sorry girl you know how Justin is he will Be so mad or insist he come he is really insecure."

"Why are you so sad Leah?"

"Im so isolated by Justin,he wants me to himself only, I feel smoothed he suffers from Peter pan sydrome and wants me to hang with him and his parents"

by justicelady May 18, 2014

50 shades of down sydrome

When evey one at your school dances to sickmo during a rally

Did u hear there was 50 shades of down sydrome at the school

by Tommy 420 January 18, 2019

Townrow sydrome

a disorder which gives u the triats of a whiney small child like character which wants to burrow EVERYTHING! u own.... and are going to own, with a highly irritating laugh which kills small african orphans if it ever laughs at all also it is INCREDIBLY unloved in every way by everyone and will humps its masters leg down to the bonemarrow.

bloke 1: man townnrow wanted to burrow my SOUL!!!
bloke 2: if u dont giv it too him we will whine then hump ur leg
townrow: "laughs"
small african orphan: X.X
bloke 3: my god i just witnessed an act of Townrow sydrome

by dud3 88 January 22, 2011

Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

by Cantarded child January 8, 2008

Writer's Sydrome

A writer who doesn't care about fame or fortune as long as someone reads their story and enjoys it. As long as their story got attention enough to put a smile on somebody's face is enough for them to continue to write.

That guy in our class spends his time and writes all those fan fictions has severe writer's sydrome. He can't stop writing cause his fans love his stories.

by Closet Possum July 18, 2017

penn state sydrome

the need to tell penn state joke even though it isn't funny

JAcob- "what did the penn state worker say to the penn state worker?"

Mike- "What?"

JAcob- "Wanna take a shower?"

Mike- "ur gay"

that is penn state sydrome

by penn state...................! June 19, 2012

saggy cock sydrome

This is when your on your honey moon with your bride and you go to have wild lasting sex,,,,, suddenly your loose and saggy as a bag of moldy spuds.

Steve is it in me yet? Yeh baby that's it I have Saggy Cock Sydrome.

by Sicko-roller November 27, 2013