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the name FranzJ gave to his desert eagle in one of his CS:GO videos
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asdfghbjnkml,swedrft by MemeLord4063 November 27, 2020
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Pretending to work. Covertly engaging in fun activities instead of work, but still appearing as a motivated employee.

Three reasons for the origin of this word:
1) A serf was a form of slave required to work a master's land. Lower-level employees in a modern business can also feel like slaves.
2) Surfing the internet is a common activity undertaken instead of working
3) Surfer culture is traditionally laid back and does not value working
Friend: Were you busy at work today?
Office Worker: Nah, I was serfing all day.
serfing by The Serfer December 5, 2013
When you sweep so intensely that you sweat; generally done at the last minute before there are guests at your residence.
Hey, are you doing anything later?
Yeah, I have to sweaf the house before the party.
Sweaf by L. S. Esteem December 18, 2016
I got kicked off tinder for being a swer.
SWER by Metrixus July 18, 2021

serf and james 

A serf and james is the next and upcoming fad. In reality self expression was never a fad in the first place. this places serf and james on another realm of existence.

People try to reap off the awesomeness of serf and james becoming 10x's kewler. These people may be fans of the serf and james life style or they may just be groupies who love em' booty.
Man, you hear/saw that, it's totally serf and james.

My bro really loves his cd, serf and james style. :P

Serf and james makes me feel awesome. <3

Rawr, serf and james! :3

Serf and james is kewl dat' yo!

That serf and james wins over any poon anyday!

before:
I can't wait to go see serf and james.

after:
"OMG I JUST SAW SERF AND JAMES!" *excited and 10x's kewler*

It's kewl.. but nothing like serf and james.
serf and james by Branwen January 17, 2009

Snerfligate

After watching my 2 month old son eat, I coined a new word:

snerfligate- to consume rapidly, loudly, and without regard for whether or not consumed substance is actually entering the correct tube.
Wow, Aron was so hungry, he snerfligated all the food! Anyone know the heimlich . . .
Snerfligate by 300ZXNA September 12, 2009