The act of eating lots of sweet corn and then shitting into your girls mouth just before climax, and then quickly turning round and cumming into the mouth to give it a nice cream topping
I didn’t want my girl to miss out on the sweet corn i ate earlier to i decided to let her a bit ofsweetcorn pudding
by hugh jarsole 6969 January 29, 2022
by Wall33 March 04, 2004
shagging a bird or bloke up the arse and ending up with a piece of sweetcorn under the foreskin. (nb see gibo).
Bird : "fucking hell you have a cheesy knob jolly green giant."
Gibo : "no it's sweetcorn ally from last night, how's your arse after last night?"
Gibo : "no it's sweetcorn ally from last night, how's your arse after last night?"
by grem November 03, 2003
A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.
Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.
Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!
Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!
Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!
by Careless Winsper September 16, 2019
by kevin cooper March 27, 2003
When one finishes pooping to find that their poop is filled with sweetcorn. The sweetcorn is more of a surprise if one cannot recall consuming sweetcorn that day.
by Lawley Peacock-Charlesworth November 20, 2008
Dude, I got my brown wings yesterday, but when I pulled out my boner was all covered in poop. So I had to flick the sweetcorn.
by Ciarán Patrick Boland September 18, 2017