When something surprising with a huge magnitude happens (IE: Pregnancy, The rapture, and/or Bon Jovi making a serious comeback) this phrase is used to express disbelief
Man #1-Hey did you hear the latest Nickel back song, its pretty good
Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.
Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.
by The Shephard April 3, 2009
Get the Holy Sweet Jesus Shitmug. by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006
Get the sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoemug. An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.
by Kristoffer Grizzose of the Honkey Brigade September 7, 2008
Get the Oh my fucking sweet jesus titsmug. An expletive denoting great shock and consternation.
It was used by Professor Farnsworth from tv's "Futurama."
It was used by Professor Farnsworth from tv's "Futurama."
by J.F.K. October 31, 2003
Get the Sweet Zombie Jesusmug. As I was screwing her brains out, Melissa Wilhelm of Salt Lake City groaned, "Oh, Sweet Bastard Jesus."
by Chistoso November 16, 2006
Get the sweet bastard jesusmug. Exclamation of equal parts disgust, disbelief, shock, and horrified concern for the speaker or situation referred to.
Guy #1: I didn't think Palin was so bad. Why didn't you women vote for her, anyway?
Girl #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus, Caribou Barbie was the ultimate parody of a token! I don't know where the Gay Old Pedophiles find these incompetent candidates. She's tundra trash at it's worst, pimping out her office and family like she did.
Guy #1: OK, OK! Settle down!
Girl #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus, Caribou Barbie was the ultimate parody of a token! I don't know where the Gay Old Pedophiles find these incompetent candidates. She's tundra trash at it's worst, pimping out her office and family like she did.
Guy #1: OK, OK! Settle down!
by k2kate December 9, 2008
Get the Sweet polevaulting Jesusmug. A phrase uttered out of disgust, surprise, awe, etc. Most likely coming about due to the popular idea of angels having wings and therefore having feathers. I'm pretty sure if Jesus had wings they'd be more like a bat's wing rather than feathery but whatever.
First heard on the Phil Hendrie Show by Pastor William Renick.
First heard on the Phil Hendrie Show by Pastor William Renick.
Tommy: How much to get my brakes fixed?
Mechanic: That's gonna run you 'bout $700.
Tommy: Sweet feathery Jesus!
Mechanic: That's gonna run you 'bout $700.
Tommy: Sweet feathery Jesus!
by Butt-nut May 9, 2007
Get the sweet feathery jesusmug.