Swanson 

verb
1. To mooch, take advantage of, or capitalize on a business relationship for personal gain(s). To be all about the gains.

Worker 1: Hey, I got free tickets to the game tonight, want to come?
Worker 2: Oh, how'd you Swanson those?

Swanson by Handsome_Phellows March 25, 2019

Swanson 

Usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly

Hey, did you see that fat guy? He was a total Swanson

Swanson by Studzy December 30, 2010

Swanson 

A kind of professor who is difficult as all heck. Smart, approachable, and one of the professors who will ask another question instead of answering your question.

A cool guy with an ex-eighties pop star as a wife and a one-eyed cat.
Fire up!

Even though we have the same paper, our grades are different. The teacher totally swansoned us!

Swanson by Candythespy December 10, 2017

Swanson 

Usually a fat guy with a baby face, not always fat but are usually ugly

Hey, did you see that fat guy? He was a total Swanson

Swanson by Studzy December 30, 2010

Swanson 

Son of a literal swan. Typically a homosexual and sometimes (rarely) a coward

What is up Swanson? NOT MUCH BIG BOY!

Swanson by Regomyrego December 13, 2018

swanson 

(noun)
The ring of puffy flesh that swells up around the outer edge of the sphincter, after a particularly lengthy and vigorous transaction.

Named for the notorious Pastor Kevin Swanson, who preaches that people who have sex with animals wish to team up with homosexuals to achieve world domination.

"Dude, check out the swanson on my Malamut! One step towards global domination!"

swanson by Monocled General April 17, 2017

Swanson 

Cock sucker

That dude Billy is suck a swanson.

Swanson by DarthVader3itch April 22, 2020