Uncomfortable pain with wet and sweaty ass literally like a swamp The only solution is Gold bond ultimate mes essentials body powder refresh 360 Other prevention measures showering and hairdryer before it kicks in full use the powder if you have Louisiana swamp ass you’re fucked The best solution is to sit on the couch and crack a cold one
by How to fix shit June 03, 2018
by King Swampy January 19, 2018
When your ass is sweating to the degree it feels like your sitting in a swamp. Usually the inside of your butt cheeks are wet and or slimy
by Master Baterr April 20, 2010
An unfortunate condition in which the taint (the often hair-bespeckled, flrshy space between balls and ass) is wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. A generally uncomfortable, unwipable ass. The only cure is gold bond.
Jesus Christ, I hope Janice doesn't notice the permeating stench of my swamp ass while she's sucking on my balls!
by Larry Schonsleberry III December 09, 2003
The Feeling One gets after taking a dump and then doing physical activity resulting in sweating, Swamp Ass is the feeling that you didnt wipe well enough.
by Natemontz September 29, 2009
It’s literally just a sweaty ass. Or when you shit yourself and it’s mushy in there. Pretty gross bro
by chichimon March 13, 2019
A state of being after general uncleanliness leading to so much sweat that one's lower region could possibly produce the vegetation and smell of a swamp.
by DJBigD February 24, 2012