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Swaggiest Moss

Found on Tiktok making bad videos for bad people who also ate clay once! Very swaggy (as the name suggests) Moss’s natural habitat is under your couch so watch out

If you give it cheese it will do a lil dance! And maybe gift you with a rock
by ThePhantomOpera June 14, 2022
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the swaggiest person ever

man they are the swaggiest person ever
by cultsmaid December 6, 2020
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Swaggit

Person 1: Yo dude look at how much swag i have

Person 2: Swaggit
by ManSlayr December 25, 2011
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Bilbo Swaggins

A man of Hobbit like stature who has all kinds of various adventures that would not normally be attributed someone like him. As a result he becomes revered and has lots of swagger.
Person 1: You hear about how Craig beat down De-Bo, had a three way with Debbie and Joi and got his job back??? All within a week!

Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!

Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.

Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!
by Rile E. Escobar May 25, 2011
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Swaggless

(N) To have no style or creativity. To be completely boring. To have no game or Originality.
Does she really think that's hot?! She looks a mess, yet again proving that she is swaggless.
by kahmiL THE starr May 21, 2008
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Swagget

Individual overly concerned with swag. Usually goes to far in order to receive "swag points" such as wear multiple braclets with snapback and several brand name clothing.
That mexican with that chicago bulls snap, yeah he's a swagget.
by JabIne19 November 29, 2012
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Swaggish

Swaggish - (Swah-Gish) also can be proclaimed as The Art Swaggery. Swaggish was developed by two great minds, one of which has a head bigger than the gods that bestow upon us, and another with a mind of intellectual dignity but a hint of stupidity. Thou names are Ridi, and Eri. They both joined to develop the English based language of Swaggish or The Art of Swaggery. You may only talk in Swaggish when you are either a Swagological human or under the influence of Mary Jay Wanna. Swaggish is a simple but a barbaric way to infuse vocabulary in a compliant manner. Swaggish is used all around our peripheral mind.
Ridi Says: Well if there were any newfound wisdom or sense to be had upon reviewing those blasphemous words, you might as a position to make such a bold statement. Parry the, i don't seem to be in unison with what you are attempting to convey, nay; rather what you are merely blurting out in a fashion that is greatly frowned upon by my colleagues and peers of similar intellectual and philosophical comprehension. I regret to bear thy ears with this rather morbid news of sincerity, you sir are undisputed in your glorious and furthermore impotent attempts to amuse my query of newfound anecdotes.

Eri Replies: I clearly conceive your discreet conception and I, with full swaggish intellectual cogitation put forth more respect and dignity toward you and your followers. My interventionism has been expected to bestow me with full greed and parathion glory. Glory indeed is one of the stronger vocabulary I proclaim to perjure ever so thankfully, and I myself including all of my contradiction would like to thank you for you time and grant you a full plinth of "swag". good day young legend.
by RidEri October 25, 2011
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