sneaky suspicion

Misheard idiom for when you think someone is being shady af

I have a sneaky suspicion that Greig has a karaoke system in his car.

by MJFV October 5, 2022

Age of Suspicion

The age at which a person's family and friends, and indeed society as a whole, begins to seriously suspect he/she is gay. Generally at least 26 or 27, a person at the Age of Suspicion has never had a long-term boy/girlfriend, nor wife/husband (which would exonerate him/her from suspicion). With the Age of Suspicion, homosexuality is not necessarily viewed as undesirable or wrong, it more marks the time when a person's family and friends are fed up with him/her being "in the closet," if he/she is in fact gay.

"Patrick is turning 30 this year.. no wedding in sight either"
"He's approaching the Age of Suspicion. Someone should tell his parents"

by Anonymous4591 March 16, 2010

black suspicion report

when the police arrests more blacks proportionally than other races even though blacks are a minority.

The black suspicion report put more blacks in jail than any other race.

by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018

Aroused My Suspicion

When something sexually arouses, but your too ashamed to say it

Tom Holland aroused my suspicion last night

by Br00ka November 27, 2019

Schrödinger's suspicion

A person who calls another person "sus" and decides whether they are annoying because of saying that and delete the message or if people actually still laughed about that.

P1: Bro, you're sus!!!
P2: ...
P3: What did he write?
P1: just a sus joke, he applied Schrödinger's suspicion

by Gamesnic the applemf June 10, 2021

Suspiciously Delicious

The concept of having really disgusting food and trying it to find that it is Suspiciously Delicious.

I ate some poop that I found in my kitchen sink. I hesitated at first but then I finally tried it to find it was Suspiciously Delicious.

by marzy_ February 24, 2020

Suspicious

I will never look at the word suspicious the same ever again

"HeY hE jUmPeD iNtO tHe VeNt, ThAt'S kInDa Su-"
*Continues to get 360 No-Scope Headshotted by a man named ButtFucker69420 using a Barret M82 Sniper Rifle*

I gotta say suspicious so I can post this shit on here, so just ignore this

by AmazinGamer1273 June 20, 2021