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Surprise Buttsecks

Jim giving Mary surprise buttsecks (although results may vary):
Jim: Surprise!
Mary: Whoo hoo!
by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008
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surprise butt sex

When a girl is having sex with a guy doggy style, going at it really hard and fast and one of the times his penis comes out as hes putting it back in he misses the vagina and puts it in the butt!
Girl 1: so how was jimmy last night?

Girl 2: girl he was good except he was fucking me doggy style and he gave me some surprise butt sex! And now im sore cuz jimmys got a big dick

Girl 3: ooh girl you so lucky!
by leslieann918 February 22, 2011
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surprise butt sex

When you are caught off guard by someone who has the intention or is in the process of invading your cornchute with no prior concent or chance of warning.
Sucker punched in the turdcutter with a penis.

Jamie bent over in the shower and received surprise butt sex from Mike
by sexerscise instructor February 12, 2014
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Surprise buttsecks

If someone denies you anal all you have to do is take it from them. It's not rape if you say surprise!

They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy

If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.
Surprise Buttsecks:

Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.
by Siimp January 24, 2010
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surprise buttsecks metal cover

spy:gentelmen bang your heads
me:*agressive head banging*
surprise buttsecks metal cover is best metal cover
it is song about surprise buttsecks
by raybeez February 11, 2022
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surprise buttseks

the act of having buttseks where the male genitalia penis is inserted into either a man or woman's anus, without warning, and screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS" upon entering the rectum
amy:so, jill as i was saying, i truly thing that the northern hemisphere should be considered new zealand and the southern should be testicleville
jill: but on the contrary, i do not bel--
mike:(while entering the rectum) SURPRISE BUTTSEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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surprise butt sex

Very hott anal intercourse brought on by an erect penis or three and a surprised anus that will soon feel the smooth stabbing feeling of the penis(es) ripping open their tight anus hole. brought on without consent. often causes internal bleeding and projectile diarrhea.
Those three guys from work were in the stockroom after hours at work when I bent over only to find 3 penises ripping apart my anus hole.

"SURPRISE BUTT SEX"
by the anus man August 2, 2008
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