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I’m stuff

Use this phrase when referring to your significant other when the words “I was doing stuff” comes into the conversation to give it a sexual or comical meaning.
Peter: Sorry I’m late! I was doing stuff
MJ: I’m stuff
Peter: MJ! OMG! NO!
Tony: *laughing* Pete, your girlfriend is awesome
by duckymj September 1, 2019
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Jeep stuff

A slang term for C4 in Battlefield 4. Created by neebs gaming.
I am going to blow up this tank with jeep stuff on my jeep.
by Flashlightboy March 2, 2017
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marshmallow stuffing

The act of inserting a fluffy sticky soft candy into the anus in any amount to be dissolved in the colon before anal sex/masturbation to purge the lower bowels of all fecal matter. After purged, it can be done again to fill the colon with a clear sticky fluid for the enjoyment of others. Marshmallows are a powerful laxative. Marshmallow stuffing should not be done by diabetics or anyone else concerned with blood sugar. Should be done in moderation to avoid pooping yourself at work.
I stuffed 6 campfire marshmallows (marshmallow stuffing) about 30 minutes ago and I can't hold them anymore!
by ASexyBitch March 10, 2014
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double stuff

When a guy gives a girl a creampie in her pussy then turn her over and give's her another one in her ass.
Chad gave Keirsten a double stuff last night in her mom's bed!
by SlopNChop May 29, 2016
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hard stuff

An alcoholic beverage that contains a high percentage of alcohol and/or will intoxicate someone very quickly. 100 proof.
Just give me some of the hard stuff.
by Kevino June 18, 2006
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Stuffed Peach

When you fuck a sperm into a vagina and when it goes through I hemorrhoid will form causing the vagina hole to become clogged and stuffed from it getting fucking fucked too hard
Oh my God You just made me form a fucking fucking stuffed peach inside my fucking fucked up vagina thanks to you stupid faggot ass cunt
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Double Stuffed Cannoli

A endearing sexual interaction between two male participants who engage in simultaneous consensual anal coitus. (multiples of two are needed)

Step 1. Consent to anal coitus with your partner
Step 2. Bring out the preferred lubricant

Step 3. Erect one another through preferred sexual stimulation
Step 4. Lubricate the anal cavity and each desired penis thoroughly
Step 5. Find a flat surface and lie down in a fetal position as if you are sitting in a chair on the horizontal axis
Step 6. position your partner in the similar position on the other side making your asses touch
Step 7. Tuck your erect penis in-between ur legs exposing the tip to your partners anus and vise versa
Step 8. Slowly but surely insert one another penises in each others anal cavities.
Step 9. Use the surface as leverage to bump bums with each other, penetrating each others assholes
Step 10. Go to town and do it until both participants simultaneously hit each others G-spots causing a mass ejaculation cycle creating what is known to be a double stuffed cannoli.

*Disclaimer: may cause too much sexual desire in which both participants get caught in a whirlwind of sexual pleasure where neither participant can stop ejaculating until they have died.

Be safe Enjoy.
" Max and I almost got caught in a lot of trouble doing the Double stuffed Cannoli on our school bus to soccer practice."

" Max did you hear Tyler and Matt were hospitalized after engaging in the double stuffed cannoli, wheeeeew what a close one."

" Hey papi I have surprise gift for you tonight ;) Im gonna stuff your cannoli, twice!"
by Man of Cannoli December 11, 2019
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