stick-in-the-mud-itis 

Typical of college students in long-distance relationships, it is the tendency to want to stay in on weekends with one's significant other rather than going out and enjoying time with friends.

Guy 1: Hey, you want to come out with us tonight? We're going to do crazy college things!
Guy 2: No, I have a lot of work to do...
Guy 1: Bull, that's just an excuse to chat with Suzy. Since when did you come down with stick-in-the-mud-itis?

stick-in-the-mud-itis by djdoogen1984 February 19, 2009

stick-in-the-mud 

A person who is dull and unadventurous and who resists change.

Conservative.

Her fun-loving boyfriend had become her stick-in-the-mud husband.

stick-in-the-mud by bonmot58 December 8, 2012

stick in the mud 

a stuffy, old fashioned person

Your uncle is such a stick in the mud.

stick in the mud by The Return of Light Joker August 18, 2011

Stick in the Mud 

A person who won't ever let you have fun

Why you gotta be such a stick in the mud?

Stick in the Mud by Smasher6708 May 12, 2019

Stick in the mud 

When you are having anal sex and her shit splatters all over your dick

I waz havin sex with ma gurl and she was sayin if i wanna put my stick in the mud

Stick in the mud by Iluvfatguys July 24, 2020

stick in the mud 

When you tuck your cock back under and poop on it.

I had to pull a Stick in the Mud before I was ready to give her the Cleveland Steamer.

stick in the mud by Chad L. R September 25, 2007

stick in the mud 

Giving someone anal sex.

I was stirring the tuna casserole when I popped-out and accidentally gave her a stick in the mud.

stick in the mud by RNPS May 27, 2008