Stamford

Unofficially the second most populous city in Connecticut (soon to be confirmed by census results). A great city that has driven economic growth and population expansion primarily through its focus on the finance and film industries. While commended nationally for its low crime rate, Stamford also serves as the unofficial PCP capital of Connecticut. The illicit substance's use has been prominent in low income areas of the city since the 1990's. However, in recent years the commonality of its use has rivaled that of marijuana. The issue has only recently come to light due to multiple high profile crimes committed by persons under the influence of this substance. These crimes included multiple intentional vehicular assaults targeting civilians and police officers as well as the shooting in the face of a police officer by an individual under the influence of PCP. In essence, the abuse of this substance has proliferated virtually unrecognized for nearly two decades and has only come to light recently due to high profile crimes involving the drug. Nonetheless, Stamford remains the safest large city in Connecticut despite the rampant PCP use that underlies its successes.

Tim: Dude, I wanna get fucked up tonight.

Scott: Awesome, lets get gram of coke and a bottle of liquor.

Tim: No... I wanna get so fucked up, I wake up tomorrow morning walking the streets naked covered in blood.

Scott: Ohhhh, I get it.... Then lets go to Stamford to buy a bag of wet then. I know a shit load of guys who sell it there. They all keep it in their freezers next to their frozen waffles.

by I am Rumple Foreskin December 20, 2010

Steamfresh

To drop a Hot, fresh, foul smelling dump, leaving it in the stool, cranking up the shower to full on hot, closing the door and leaving it for the next unfortunate person.

I hear the shower running. Better not be cooking a steamfresh yo.

I walked in on my roommate’s steamfresh. I can still smell it.

by Eaton Holgoode May 2, 2018

Stamford

Stamford is a beautiful city in connecticut, about 25 minutes from New York. Like every town or city it has its rich people, middle class, and poor. However, the most people here are generally well off. There are many nice parts of Stamford, and some bad parts further down. You can pretty much do anything, like shop, go to the movies, hike, and more. Guys and Girls seem to have a more prepped-out style and wear many different brands of clothing like Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, J. Crew, Abercrombie, Hollister, and more. The two main public high schools are Stamford High and Westhill. Both are good public schools and have made top lists. You will find many different types of people here from preppy to skaters.

ex. Stamford is a nice hard working city

by preppster. May 30, 2009

Stamford, CT

Stamford is overrated. Yeah, low crime and all, but there's no affordable housing for sale, traffic is horrendous, Metro-North fees keep going up, public school kids are stupid, downtown is a concrete jungle... I do love the beaches - you can sit down on the sand, close your eyes and listen to the Hondurans playing their Spanish music. Almost feels like you're in the Caribbean. Then take a swim, read a book and start the journey home, still smelling the salt air as you cruise down Shippan Avenue. Man, you was wrong. Stamford's the shit! You've got the mall, the library, the new Target and low crime! And diversity! And the library has a Starbucks. I'm sold.

Q: "So, where are you from?"
A: "I'm from Stamford."
Q: "So what's it like living in California?"
A: "No you fucknut. I said Stamford, not University of Beijing at Palo Alto."
Q: "I don't get it."

by Nutmegger April 1, 2005

STAMFORD

stamford is where all the rich, pretty, smart bitches and hott niggas are..LEGIT! the kids pretty much get zooted 24/7. you'll be seeing high school kids smoking bogies and sippin on 40s everywhere. all the cool kids be postin up downtown at night on fridays or chillen at twin rinks in springdale, smoking blunts in the alleys.. everyone basically wears abercrombie, aeropostale, hollister, ed hardy and nike dunks. UGGS are the main thing for pretty bitches. everyone is just so rich that they spend benjamins on weed. stamford slang is the shit and no other state can understand us, urbandictionary is basically our lingo. bangers are our main hobby and theres probably one every single day. the people are mainly white albanians italians blacks and hispanics-dont fuck with them or theyll fuck you up. stamford is the shit so WE OUT? stamford high is so near downtown that the kids barely go to class and end up going to dunkin donuts or lightin up a bogie downtown.

yo stamford is the shit like legit dude

by raeee11 September 19, 2009

Stamford, CT

the best city in connecticut. the place where you shouldnt tell us that your from greenwich. The place with your clubs and mall are at. Get some good food for actually decent prices here. But im tellin you now money lovers....this place isnt covered in gold

i was in Stamford, CT last night hangin out wit my friends havin a great time at the mall and the clubs

by russenator December 9, 2010

Sir Stamford Raffles

aka Sir Syrup Waffles by some, is sometimes labelled as "founder of singapore" when he came to singapore when the british specifically mentioned not to and was like "nah now u are colonised L bozo" and was colonised until 1965, when it gained independance. also he did nothing to the development of Singapore. John Crawfurd is the real founder of Singapore and not Sir Stamford Raffles

"omg its sir syrup waffles hes my super idol!" your best friend excalimed excitedly

person 1: oi cher whats sir stamford raffles

person 2: bodo its a person lah u
person 1 : oi stop it lah so mean
person 2 : ok lol

by X_CheeseFries_X April 24, 2022