Chris Straits

phrase taken from a combination of Chris Rea and Dire Straits meaning Dire Rea (diarrhea)

man: "ooh, I've got a touch of the Chris Straits this morning!"
girl: "Too much information thank you!"
man: "Like you've never had Chris Straits before?!"
girl: "Yes but I don't advertise when I have Chris Straits"
man: "No, but sometimes your Chris Straits advertises you!"

by Acme420 September 20, 2013

Strandskov

1. One lacking the ability to stop talking about anything, even when people are backing out of the office.

2. The ability to not answer a question and change the subject and talk until cares what the question was in the first place.

3. To bring up some small point on any subject, that nobody cares about and talk about it until people cave in and give you your way just to get you to shut up.

4. To Micro manage every project so much people do it just shut you up, the do it the right way when it doesn't work.

Sorry, I don't mean to strnadskov you but .....................

Q: Why is your time sheet blank? A: I got Srandskoved.

I am going in, if I get Strandskoved call my cell and get me out of it.

Q:WTF? A:STRANDSKOV.

by Help me November 19, 2013

stroids

short for steroids

yo dude that lemon is so big... ITS ON STROIDS

by sexyman82 June 3, 2010

Dire Straits

Best band EVER

Boy them Dire Straits are damn good

by MJI August 13, 2003

sexy strands

The two pieces of hair that girls purposefully leave out of their ponytail or other style. The best ones are a different color than the rest and hang directly down in front of the eyes. They are usually greasy and unatractive. The key is that they are more than long enough to make it into the ponytail or, at the least, behind the ears.

Emma, did you see her sexy strands?! They were AWESOME.

by Rachel Ondejko January 1, 2009

New Straitsville Ohio

This is the town of the most famous twack stars and punk ass bitches who think there cool but only have three teeth from all the meth they've smoked. New straitsville used to be famous for moonshine, now it's only famous for twack (meth). If you ever decide to visit New Straitsville, we'll welcome you by saying "welcome to tweeker town where all the twack packers live"

"Come to New Straitsville Ohio for the Twack, it's on Ewing street"

by Sara Peter April 26, 2019

marker strands

strands of hair that are ‘drawn on’ in an attempt to appear cooler

Yesterday, my friend said that my hair looks like marker strands 😣

by jayquan. May 3, 2021