Starfish

A girl that is very passive/boring in bed. Mainly in missionary position.

Spread out like a starfish. No talent at all.

Guy: "Are you going to be a Starfish again today ?"
Girl: "I feel tired.. so.."

Gade: "Dude this girl last night went completely starfish on me again!"
Skanqueman: Again?! Throw that thing back in the sea.

by Skanque1207 December 05, 2012

starfish

the small cross shape made by the sphincter muscle or the clenching of the arsehole, sometimes called the 'ringpiece' or the 'rusty sheriff's badge'

when he was licking her cunt in the '69' position,he had a close-up view of her'chocolate starfish'

by scotsbuff November 24, 2003

starfish

A girl that has no talent or technique for sex. That is, she just lays there spreed out dead in the water, like a starfish.

I'm never seeing her again she was a complete starfish.

by LePerk August 07, 2009

Starfish

Noun: A dead fuck. Someone who may lays there, doing nothing, during sex.

Marcus went and ate Denise's Mac N Cheese in the kitchen. Afterwards, while she was on top, Marcus just laid there like a starfish and allowed Denise to do all the work.

by footinmouth December 31, 2014

starfish

sphincter

why is my starfish so sore?

by tina November 05, 2002

Starfishing

When an individual is too intoxicated or tired to participate in intercourse with their partner they simply lay on their back outstretched to resemble the same shape as a starfish and let their partner do all the work.

dude I was so hammered last night when I got home I just ended up starfishing it with the girlfriend.

by Goochy20 September 21, 2010

Starfish

When you get so high you are spread out and stuck to your bed like a starfish.

"Haley got so high from that Lasagna bowl that she starfished in the car and didn't even make it to Taco Bell" "Gordon is always the first to Starfish"

by onefortysix September 21, 2015