A “Stage Shark” is a person attending a concert that procrastinates & doesn’t get to the concert on time or early enough to get up by the stage because they are lazy or just not courteous of other concert goers, who have waited for hours in lines to get up front. The “Stage Shark” waits (unintentionally because they are too busy conversing & consuming alcohol & dicking off) until the main act, after they are trash drunk and tries to “swim” or aggressively push their way (like a pack of sharks) to the front of the stage by ANY means necessary including acting like complete douchebags trying to start fights; knocking other men, women & teens out of the way.
Once they start a frenzy they can’t be stopped! Their breath reeks of beer & they tend to be sloppy drunk; falling ALL OVER innocent bystanders other concert goers.
“Stage Sharks” don’t understand that alcohol is a drug because it is legal so they overindulge and tend to run in packs or groups which makes them feel more secure about themselves.
Once they start a frenzy they can’t be stopped! Their breath reeks of beer & they tend to be sloppy drunk; falling ALL OVER innocent bystanders other concert goers.
“Stage Sharks” don’t understand that alcohol is a drug because it is legal so they overindulge and tend to run in packs or groups which makes them feel more secure about themselves.
Candy look out! The “Stage Sharks” are out in FULL force tonight & even though I got here early & waited patiently to see my favorite band, one of them knocked me down and several others to get to the front stage! What assholes!
Hey guys, I’m going to see the new rock band in town; better watch out for the “Stage Sharks” who try to ruin everyone’s night...
Look at that “Stage Shark” picking on that girl who’s trying to watch the show! What a loser!
Hey guys, I’m going to see the new rock band in town; better watch out for the “Stage Sharks” who try to ruin everyone’s night...
Look at that “Stage Shark” picking on that girl who’s trying to watch the show! What a loser!
by WickedHellamean November 6, 2018
Get the Stage Shark mug.When a female or male, mostly female, is wearing too much makeup. The name originates from dancers and performers in live performances that would wear a large amount of makeup so that it could be seen by the audience as it watches the performance. It is normally worm by young teens but is not exclusive to them. The act of having Stage makeup in public is frowned upon in society as being socially deviate and extremely ugly from an aesthetics stand point
Clinton- "did you see that girl that had on too much makeup and looked like a holloween model.
Lomanico- Yeah,she definitly had stage makeup i didn't notice that girl because i was looking at the guy with too much make up. I think it looks cute on guys
Clinton- " i guess, but it looks horrible on woman."
Lomanico- Yeah,she definitly had stage makeup i didn't notice that girl because i was looking at the guy with too much make up. I think it looks cute on guys
Clinton- " i guess, but it looks horrible on woman."
by AFallet1 October 28, 2010
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JIMIN. Stage Genius. Stage Commander.
BTS lead vocalist and main dancer, King of Kpop, Kpop Frontman has been widely recognized by the public and media as the Stage Genius. With his unique vocals and unparalleled dance performances, watching Jimin is like watching art whenever he’s on stage. Since debut, he has been known as the Recruiting Fairy as he executes most of the killing parts in BTS choreography. Despite doing such intense moves, Jimin is still able to carry the most difficult and highest notes in BTS songs. Also known as Rookie’s Bible and Idol of Idols, the list of idols studying his fancams and covering his performances is growing, as expected.
His solo performances has always been iconic. MAMA 2016 LiexBME stage, 2018 Fan Dance (for which he was given National Honors), 2019 I Need You and 2020 Filter (dubbed as the highlight of MoTS concert by media) and Black Swan to name a few.
Jimin stage is art. Even the tips of his hair, fingers and toes evoke emotions. His charisma is unmatched. He is poetry in motion.
BTS lead vocalist and main dancer, King of Kpop, Kpop Frontman has been widely recognized by the public and media as the Stage Genius. With his unique vocals and unparalleled dance performances, watching Jimin is like watching art whenever he’s on stage. Since debut, he has been known as the Recruiting Fairy as he executes most of the killing parts in BTS choreography. Despite doing such intense moves, Jimin is still able to carry the most difficult and highest notes in BTS songs. Also known as Rookie’s Bible and Idol of Idols, the list of idols studying his fancams and covering his performances is growing, as expected.
His solo performances has always been iconic. MAMA 2016 LiexBME stage, 2018 Fan Dance (for which he was given National Honors), 2019 I Need You and 2020 Filter (dubbed as the highlight of MoTS concert by media) and Black Swan to name a few.
Jimin stage is art. Even the tips of his hair, fingers and toes evoke emotions. His charisma is unmatched. He is poetry in motion.
by UnbiasedViews January 28, 2021
Get the Stage Genius mug.Possibly one of the most misunderstood subcultures in any high school setting. Techies may wear a lot of black, but they're not always emo. They may seem like geeks, and often are, but they still know what's up. A crew can become something close to a family. Often, a kind of hierarchy develops within a crew where seniority is based on experience and know-how, not age.
Jock 1: "Dude, I heard you chilled with a bunch of techies last night. You going geek on us?!"
Jock 2: "Bro! The stage crew parties like a bunch of crazy people! I've never seen so many strobe lights!"
Jock 2: "Bro! The stage crew parties like a bunch of crazy people! I've never seen so many strobe lights!"
by Megacurt June 29, 2010
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Get the stage 12 cancer mug.An activity for kids who go to underground shows, it involves crowdsurfing your way to the stage and then jumping back into the crowd. If the stage is small enough, a stage diver might just get up on stage and dive off into the crowd. At some shows, particularly hardcore/metalcore tough-guycore shows, the stage diver will jump into the crowd feet first, kicking, and punching violently because he is stupid and has no respect. The crowd generally does not like stage divers who can't see their feet. This activity is not usually found at larger concerts for the venues like to put up barriers between the stage and the floor.
by matty November 19, 2004
Get the stage dive mug.The people behind any play you see; creating and moving out the set, working the lights, babysitting the actors...you name it, they do it. They are really the only reason the show actually happens, yet they are terribly unappreciated. They hold together entire sets with duct tape and will run out behind the set in the middle of a scene just to hold up a fallen curtain.
They are usually made up of the most awesome people you will ever meet. Never piss them off, for they control everything and will not hesitate to fuck you up on stage.
They are usually made up of the most awesome people you will ever meet. Never piss them off, for they control everything and will not hesitate to fuck you up on stage.
Actor: You guys are taking too long to move out that desk!!
Crew member:...Fuck off, or I'll put brown paint on the chair you have to sit in during scene four.
Person 1: Hey, are you trying out for the play?
Person 2: Pff, no, I'm doing stage crew!
Crew member:...Fuck off, or I'll put brown paint on the chair you have to sit in during scene four.
Person 1: Hey, are you trying out for the play?
Person 2: Pff, no, I'm doing stage crew!
by Noodle Demon March 21, 2009
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