Stab

The act of staying away from an important event, such as a meeting, service or a lecture.
Hidding in such a way that it would be difficult to be caught when avoiding a compulsory function.

I will stab all my lectures today...
I would stab that chapel service.. hope I'm not caught stabbing

by Pdavids May 21, 2020

stab

to bang a girl

man, i heard barrett stabbed that girl last night

by eifiliffy April 5, 2004

Stab

having sex, the act of sexual intercourse

Yo When old girl come through she bout to let me get some stab.

by Mark Watts April 13, 2008

STAB

A small-ass school is C'ville, Va where the Polo logo is everywhere, more than half of the kids rock the chron, and every middle/upper school parent is required to drive a Suburban or some other ridiculously large SUV to drop off their only child, also, the student parking lot is filled with much nicer cars than the faculty one

"Hey did your mom get a new Suburban?"
"Yeah the other one was getting to the 10K mark so we decided to trade it in"

by anon January 10, 2005

Stab

The term used for a girl you have previously had sex with.

I don't care if she's all over you. Don't mess with my stab.

by BTC77 April 6, 2010

STAB

Stupid Territorial Army Bastard

Created by idiot regular army squadies who think they're big and clever.

Squadie: Lads! Lads! We got us a STAB! HAHAHAHA!

TA Soldier: How about I show you the REAL meaning of STAB?

by JBF May 5, 2005

stab

referring to things or events that are overly cool or awesome.

Dude, that concert was freakin' stab as hell.

by jewboyd January 2, 2009