SSM 

Steffen seine mum

Ssm is steffen seine mum

SSM by The urban gux August 22, 2018

ssm 

ugly. fat. annoying as fuck. i would kill him, but i dont want to waste my time. carries and uses a palm pilot. types in class and pisses everyone off. will never get any in his life. will probably be gay.

help, theres a ssm humping my leg!!

ssm by NOT GONNA EVER SAY!! December 1, 2004

SSM 

Southern Sorority Move

Southern girls may be stubborn, but that's only cause we know we deserve the best. SSM

SSM by SSM BELLE September 21, 2011

SSM 

Squadron Sergeant Major.

Everyone froze when the SSM entered the room.

SSM by Diego July 29, 2003

ssm 

someone snap me (ssm) usually used by bored teens who want attention from their friends on Snapchat.

"ugh ssm need to rant!"

ssm by zlpeid September 3, 2019

SSM 

Sandslashman; the wacky but lovable shrew.
A real swell fellow.

That SSM gave me five dollars.

SSM by EssEssEmm May 26, 2004

ssm 

Stands for: Stop suckin' me. Say this whenever someone is all up on your shit and is being annoying af. Can also be used in the forms "ssh" (stop suckin him) and "ssu" (stop suckin us)

Friend #1: why can't you hang out
Friend #2: I'm busy doing other stuff
Friend #1: what other stuff you doing?
Friend #2: ssm bro

ssm by Sken dad August 31, 2016