squench

Squench, verb: To squat down low to the ground while farting in an attempt to hide the stench.

"William, did you just take a knee? No, I was squenching and you're lucky I did because I had a big bean burrito for lunch."

by P.U. Willy January 27, 2014

Squench

While I'm sure the above one is true, it is also the act of massaging a cock hotdog style with your ass cheeks

see the tokyo shuffle

We were doin the shuffle but she couldnt squench hard enough

by xhollywoodx January 11, 2006

Squench

To alter my face in a position of disgust or frustration

I saw a bug running across the floor, I killed it but it made my face squench up. Yuck!

by The original Queen Bee September 8, 2019

Squenching

Me and my best friend shoutout to Hannah b made this word when talking about a fart story

It’s where you are holding in a fart so your squenching

I was squenching my bum

by Squencher January 15, 2021

Squench

1. Synonym for “cunt” that is acceptable for use in polite conversation

2. Olde English word used to describe having sexual intercource whilst lying nude upon a sandy beach

1.“Madame Congresswoman, you clearly have some misconceptions about what services we offer, and it appears that this has led to you getting your squench in a knot.” -MZ, CEO

2. Oy, that Yank Congresswoman’s face looks like she just finished squenching.

by Wexnexler May 26, 2018

SQUENCH

When a comely wench you love to hug is a bit on the short side

Come hug me you squench

by Penguin Fett February 21, 2023

Squench

A combination of the words squeeze and clench, a grabbing of a squishy object.

She squenched his butt cheek.

by Wordswithnat July 13, 2021