Speflunking

Sex act based on a hit song from Nordic Death Metal Band "Zebra Death Fart." The act of cunnilingus or fellatio on a partner with severe diarrhea.

After a large supper, Zeus turned to Leta and asked "Would you like some speflunking tonight?"

by DragonToeJoe January 16, 2021

Sperlunking

It's called spelunking you dip shit.

When you add words to urban dictionary like sperlunking, you should make sure you got it spelled correctly moron.

by RV2PHX August 1, 2008

Ass Spelunking

The expansive exploration of the anal cavity taken to an extent far beyond typical examination. In order to be considered an ass spelunking specific symptoms must be present. Extreme pain, euphoria, nausea, loose stool, and loss of bowel control are typical. In order to be an ass spelunker one must have partaken in at least 75% of the anal event and have documented the such thoroughly. Any accomplice in the even is referred to as the secondary spelunker.
Many times ass spelunking is used in reference to homosexual acts, however, ass spelunking can also refer to those of hetero origin.

"That butt pirate goes ass spelunking nightly."

"Tuesday I went ass spelunking with Ashley and ruined her parents sheets. After she passed out a I gave her a superman."

by H. J. B. May 17, 2008

deep tongue spelunking

A severe type of cunnilingus (oral sex on a woman).

Deep tongue spelunking usually involves trying to get ones tongue as far into the vaginal cavity as possible.
This is usually done by tilting ones head back and almost inserting the lower jaw/chin.

Use with caution "DTS" has been known to cause severe neck injuries and may also lead to trout mouth if the receiver has not been properly identified.

"This girl was so hot I went deep tongue spelunking for WAY too long now I have to wear this neck-brace for a week."

by Cracka61 December 1, 2006

Vaginal Spelunking

Upon giving oral sex to a woman, the partner performing oral sex opens the vagina and yells "Hello, in there," or something of that sort, in hopes of hearing an echo.

John: Mary is such a slut, You could go vaginal spelunking!

by Chip J July 5, 2007

TV Spelunking

When an individual watches TV muted with their own music playing in the background - this is best done with rap.

Dude 1: Dude last night I was TV spelunking on CSPAN - man can white guys can rap.

by osoisimo December 19, 2010

butt spelunking

Verb: The act of spreading the butt cheeks, and diving into the butt hole tongue first.

Hooked up with a chick last night, and she loved it when I went butt spelunking.

Dude, I went butt spelunking for the first time...bitch needed to clean out dat canyon.

by Stoop Fontain April 21, 2014