spleen

1)When one has nothing to say except complain about something - the spleen.
2)When something hurts.
3)A word that can be used when referring to almost anythung. Like that of meh.

1)*groan* ooowwww.........my spleen!
2)My spleen hurts, well something hurts,...it must be my spleen.
3)person1: whats her name again?
person2: ah, spleen!

by G-UNIT March 16, 2005

spleened

The act or instance of having a mass of soft tissue, usually the spleen, ripped or torn from the body, often while the person is still alive and shrieking and thrashing about horribly.

Jason got spleened yesterday at the plant when he got too close to some dangerous machinery. Took hours for the surgeons to fix him back up.

by Lute September 14, 2004

spleening

the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells

i passed out from spleening last night

by hand in fist June 01, 2013

spleen

Where something spleens over the ground, similar to the action of a water balloon hitting and bursting on a surface

You trip, you wurzle in the air, and you spleen all over the ground

by BenKenTheBest April 04, 2003

Spleen

Slang for a hard working, good quality organ.

Man 1: "Hey man, you still on the waiting list for that transplant?"

Man2: "Yeah dawg, I'm holding out for that spleen."

by DoubleCrissp November 13, 2022

Spleen

Considered by some to be a godlike being.

"why are you so obsessed with spleen?"
"Spleen"

by Bigmoris April 21, 2021

spleen

Another word for spliff in limited use in the East Midlands, UK.

"Can I av next uns on that spleen yof"

by The Monk September 23, 2004