When you drink Allen's Ginger Brandy and Budweiser's, and was them down with Ron Dog's, and then proceed to spackle the toilet bowl with fecal matter after digesting the trio.
Good thing BR made it to the bathroom in time, because he had a bad case of the Bondsville Splatters.
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Get the green apple splatters mug.The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out.
Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"
Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"
Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"
Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"
Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"
Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"
Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"
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Get the poopy butt splatters mug.While in the process of having sexual intercourse with a woman in the "doggy style" position, the man pulls out and pretends to ejaculate on the woman's back by spiting on it. And when the unsuspecting woman turns around to complain, the man blows it all over her face. This is usually followed by a "what now, bitch!?" and uncontrollable laughter.
Dude, I totally went Spits and Splatters on that chick last night! Her face AND back was covered in my bodily fluid! Hell yeah!
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